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The universe hates us

Posted on July 24, 2022August 16, 2022 By admin

The day before I was supposed to leave for Canada. I have my boarding passes, covid certificates and all other sundry paperwork. The suitcases are ready.

In recent years, birthdays have always been… difficult so Katy wants to have a good day with me before I leave to celebrate a pre-birthday, in case my real birthday follows the trend.. We go to Lausanne for dinner and a movie, but the heat and humidity are oppressive and it’s getting to us. We decide to go home instead of seeing the movie. Katy just wants to go to bed.

At the station in Morges, we want to take a taxi to go home. While going to the taxi, Katy falls off the curb and hears a crack. She thought she sprained her ankle, but the pain doesn’t go away and she can’t really walk on it. After 4 hours in the ER (so 1h30 am), it’s a fracture and she needs crutches and a giant boot. One year to the day from the date of the operation on her finger.

It’s confirmed, we’re hexed and the universe hates us.

On the plus side, it was much easier than expected to get in touch with Air Canada and rebook my flight. Hopefully she’ll be more mobile by next Sunday. We should know more on Thursday.

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My life these days

Posted on May 31, 2022May 31, 2022 By admin

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Hope it’s not a sign of things to come

Posted on January 31, 2022 By admin

January felt like 2021 condensed into a whole month.

So much for asking 2022 to be kind to us.
So far, it’s been a month-long kick in the… teeth.

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I fear next year

Posted on October 23, 2021 By admin

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Gold medallist in losing shit

Posted on October 18, 2021October 21, 2021 By admin

With great skill and talent, the boy has managed to lose his wallet, with bus pass and debit/credit card. We are so not amused. We’ve turned the flat upside-down. I’ve scoured his room (and will probably need a tetanus booster). No luck. And, of course, it’s our fault for not having thought to put a GPS tracker on it.

I hate my life.

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Mental health walk

Posted on June 8, 2021 By admin

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I hate doing homework with Ben

Posted on January 25, 2021January 25, 2021 By admin

I have good intentions to try and help Ben with his homework when he asks demands. But every time I open my mouth to explain something, he blatantly interrupts me after 2 words to talk yell over me that I’m wrong, or not doing it the right way, or it’s too difficult and he’s going to fail and nobody helps and it’s all going to be my fault.

I am so honestly fed up. I want to help, but I will not put up with the abuse. So, I love my son, but fuck this shit and the horse it rode on.

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Achieving enlightenment

Posted on May 19, 2020May 19, 2020 By admin

I achieve enlightenment on a daily basis.

Don’t think. It leads to worry and stress and other bad things.

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We are a dysfunctional family

Posted on March 24, 2020 By admin

Some people see the current covid-19 lockdowns as a way to build memories and spend quality time as a family. We see this, filled with dread, as a situation that can lead to murder or alcoholism.

As much as I love my son, he is being a giant shithead. Everything needs to be a confrontation. Everything needs to be yelled instead of spoken. We are, apparently, the most unfair idiots that walk the earth and exist only to pay for shit, frustrate him at every turn and make him angry. He, in our opinion, exists only to make stupid random noises, do whatever the hell he wants when he wants to, do nothing of what we actually ask of him and can’t grasp the simplest of concepts like don’t chew with your mouth open, close the light when you leave the room and leave the fucking cats alone.

So yeah.

We’ll either need lawyers or doctors, or both (definitively therapy) by the time this has cleared up.

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Deck the flat with Christmas chaos

Posted on November 24, 2019November 25, 2019 By admin

After Halloween and Bean’s birthday, the next major end-of-year milestone is Christmas. We’re going to try and be more restrained this year (famous last words), both in terms of cost and impacted surface area.

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