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I don't get cabs in the UK

Posted on June 30, 2006 By admin 4 Comments on I don't get cabs in the UK

I had to go get some blood samples taken this morning but Katy couldn't drive me to the clinic. No problem, I naively figured. I'll just take a cab. Sounds easy, right?

The clinic is normally a 5 minute drive away from our house.

The first cab company I called told me that they didn't have a cab available because all of theirs were booked to go elsewhere at that time. The second company I called would have charged me £25, because they had to drive from Cambridge to pick me up and would charge me for it. Same thing for the third. The fourth and fifth were completely booked up. The sixth didn't answer its phone. The seventh would have had a slot, but only if I was going in the other direction.

Finally, the eight cab company I tried had an available cab. It cost me £7 to get there. Unfortunately, he couldn't wait for me so I had to ask the surgery to call me another cab to get to work.

This one cost me £11.

For the exact same distance.

I miss Co-op Taxi. I really, really do.

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Sod's Law: the BBQ corollary

Posted on June 5, 2006June 5, 2008 By admin

Last Sunday was forecast to be a nice and sunny day, and so it was – for the most part. We had planned to assemble the BBQ that day, which we did (accompanied by a few members of the local the wasp population which decided to pay a visit and thus freaking me out). It was nonetheless a nice day out (but I was a bit to stressed out to enjoy it).

We went to get a canister of propane (making sure to take the gas regulator with us, because apparently, there's a bajillion types and subtypes, depending on what sort of gas/gas canister you want). Anyway, we got the gas, and it was still a lovely sunny warm day.

I spent part of the afternoon making homemade, garlic-free, spicy BBQ sauce (which is quite NUMMAY, btw). The sun was pouring in through the kitchen windows.

At 5:00 when I started making the kabobs, it started clouding up.

At 5:30 when I lit the BBQ, it started raining.

And thus is the archtypical example of Sod's Law.

We still got everything cooked, and it was enjoyed by all.

  

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Quote of the day

Posted on April 21, 2006 By admin 8 Comments on Quote of the day

I just love the full English breakfast. It's pure fat, in different colours.

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Sausages by post?

Posted on April 20, 2006 By admin

I knew that the British were mail-order shopping enthusiasts, but this is tops :)

Situated in the picturesque market town of Saffron Walden, Grayson & Start are a family butchers established in 1988 by Terry Start and Isobel Grayson. Our aim has been to continue traditional pork sausage making in the region and preserve a recipe which has been associated with the town of Saffron Walden since the early 1920's. Our Traditional pork and speciality sausages have been successful at major competitions throughout the UK confirming us as one of East Anglia's leading sausage makers.To celebrate our tenth anniversary we introduced 'sausages by post' using the latest cold packing technology. We have enjoyed great success with this service providing convenient means for people all over the country to buy the highest quality sausages.

Buying pig products by post: http://www.sausagesbypost.co.uk/

I must be in heaven :)

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You can't legally drink, but you sure as hell can broker international arms deals

Posted on March 30, 2006 By admin 6 Comments on You can't legally drink, but you sure as hell can broker international arms deals

Pupils import torture tools to highlight UK arms loopholes

Richard Norton-Taylor
Thursday March 30, 2006

Schoolchildren have exploited loopholes in Britain's arms controls by importing torture equipment including thumb and wall cuff restraint devices and a Chinese “sting stick” – a metal bar covered with spikes.

All that teenagers from Lord Williams's school in Thame, Oxfordshire, needed was a letterhead, a mobile phone, an email address, and a little money. They also set up a separate company in Ireland to avoid British controls on the sale of small arms.

The government says it is opposed to any trade in torture equipment, but bans only those items mentioned on a published list. The wall cuffs from Poland, thumb cuffs from Taiwan, and sting stick from China do not appear on the list.

The pupils set up two companies, Williams Defence and Williams Defence (Eire). Through their Irish company they arranged deals to destinations covered by British and other national trade embargos, including the sale of Pakistani grenade launchers to Syria, Turkish guns to Mali, and South African rifles to Israel.

The Thame children got quotes but did not go ahead with the deals. However, children from a school in Portloaise, near Dublin, succeeded in buying electric shock batons from Korea and leg irons from South Africa.

The ease with which British controls on trade in torture equipment and small arms can be evaded is exposed in a Dispatches programme, After School Arms Club, presented by Mark Thomas, to be broadcast on Channel 4 next Monday. “It should not be legal, and yet we've proved that children, who by law are not allowed to drink alcohol, can broker arms from countries along a trade route from Poland to China, Israel to South Africa. And many of these arms are used against – or tragically even by – children,” said Maddy Fry, 16, a pupil at Lord Williams's school.

George Lear, head of citizenship at the school, said: “We were stunned by what we could achieve. Nobody questioned us at any stage.” Roger Berry, chairman of the Commons quadripartite committee which monitors export controls, said yesterday that Britain was in the absurd position where children could freely import equipment that could be used in torture while anyone could be arrested for carrying “offensive weapons”.

The pupils presented Malcolm Wicks, minister responsible for export controls, with the sting stick outside the Commons. He has asked them for a report on how they managed to import the torture equipment so easily.

From The Guardian.

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So I hear it snowed today

Posted on November 26, 2005 By admin

Apparently, it “snowed” in Cambridge today. Between lunchtime and breaktime, it snowed. People were talking about it like it was a big thing. So, of course, when I go outside to look at it, there was absolutely nothing on the ground. Snow that doesn't even last for a day is not proper snow. I feel ripped off.

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A pea-souper

Posted on October 17, 2005 By admin

There was a lot of fog outside on my way to work today. For some reason, that made me think of the old London pea-souper† fogs, and how it must've been in those days. Come Watson, the game's afoot!

† Thick yellow fog. It had been common to heat dwellings by burning soft coal, sending soot up the multiple chimney stacks one still sees protruding from the roofs. The emitted smoke particles made ideal condensation nuclei in more than ample numbers — a perfect recipe for fog to form when the air was still and the ground was cold.

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Ah the British way of things…

Posted on October 13, 2005 By admin 4 Comments on Ah the British way of things…

Only in England would somebody water a lawn while it's raining…

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I miss Montreal cabs

Posted on September 22, 2005 By admin 2 Comments on I miss Montreal cabs

I went to the surgery to drop off a prescription renewal for Katy just before catching my bus for work. I thought I had loads of time, until I saw the queue for the reception. Suffice it to say, the blue-rinse brigade caused me to miss my bus. Crap. The only way I had to get into the office was to take a cab, because the bus to Hinxtom takes forever – when it's running, that is. Unfortunately, you just can't hail a cab in Cambridge, you have to order one and it took me 20 minutes to get one. Then there's the price…. 20 quid to get to work!

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Damn you, Murphy

Posted on August 18, 2005 By admin

I barely made it on time for my train to Leicester tonight. I had to rely on the goodwill of an evil frenchman to give me a lift to Cambs after one of the servers died 15 minutes before I was supposed to leave for a 4-day weekend. When I got to the station, I found out that a freight train had broken down on the way into Cambs and that a lof of the outgoing traffic was going to be delayed. I got lucky though, and my train was only slightly delayed (which for Central Trains, is a miracle in and of itself). I was only supposed to come down tomorrow, but it was more important that I come give moral support to my sweetie than lust over Pink Floyd memorabilia that I couldn't afford anyway.

The train ride was fairly routine. Egg and bacon sandwiches from the M&S outlet at the station and a book for reading. There was a guide dog named Ivan in the alleyway next to me – so cute. One point along the way, I started looking outside for a while. You have to give it its due – the English countryside can be really pretty at times, with freshly cut fields getting ready for harvest, rolling green hills and a red-sun-at-night sunset. Every time I travel along that line, I always think that I really should bring my camera, but I always forget. Poo.

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