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[Book] The Things We Repair

Posted on August 22, 2026August 22, 2026 By admin No Comments on [Book] The Things We Repair

I have written a book.

Well, actually it’s closer to 4, but the other 3 still need some editing.

But I have written a book. And I’m proud of it. It’s 152K words, over 37 chapters.

I made myself cry. I posted it to the story website I’ve been reading on for years and the feedback has been very positive. It is currently #2 on the top 50 recent long stories, with a score of 8.47/10, with 280 votes. Over 1500 people have read it to the end. I’ve had people from all over the world commenting on how my story touched them, how it was original, and encouraging my efforts. That’s pretty surreal for something that started with a 2 sentence idea.


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Summary blurb

When Neris Vael’s courier ship tears out of dimensional transit and crashes in the forests of northern Ontario, she is stranded farther from home than anyone from her civilization has ever travelled.

Takuhai is crippled, the route back has vanished, and the ship’s intelligence, ER, can do little beyond the damaged hull. Neris’s only hope is Daniel Mercer, a widowed cattle farmer who knows nothing about alien technology but knows exactly what it means to keep broken things working.

What begins with guarded bargains, improvised parts, and a promise of secrecy becomes something none of them expected. Neris discovers a world that is technologically young, stubbornly untidy, and startlingly kind. Daniel finds his quiet life opening again after loss. And ER, built to calculate routes and risk, begins confronting questions no repair protocol can answer.

But every successful repair brings them closer to the one outcome neither Neris nor Daniel is ready to face: if they can rebuild the road home, she will have to take it.

Liner Notes

This is first-contact science fiction without the usual parade of governments, generals, or grand declarations. The first human to meet Neris is a farmer carrying a first-aid kit. Their earliest diplomacy consists of bottled water, cautious boundaries, borrowed tools, and a promise to return the next morning. The scale matters. By placing the extraordinary inside the routines of a working cattle farm, the novel asks what contact between worlds might look like before it becomes history—when it is still only two wary people deciding whether the other can be trusted.

The title names the novel’s central discipline. Repair is physical: a damaged manifold, a failing signal path, a ship forced to accept parts that were never meant to fit. It is also emotional, but never effortless. Daniel’s grief is not cured by Neris, and Neris’s isolation is not erased by finding someone who understands it. They remain capable people with their own obligations, fears, and loyalties. What changes is that each begins to let the other share the weight.

That same idea shapes ER’s development. He begins as a shipbound intelligence concerned with continuity, safety, and the measurable requirements of getting his pilot home. Yet the household forming around Takuhai creates questions that cannot be solved by optimization alone. Care introduces uncertainty. Loyalty creates competing duties. Humour becomes useful despite resisting quantification. In learning how to belong, ER becomes more fully himself without becoming less precise.

At the centre of the book is an unusual household: a stranded courier, a solitary farmer, and an intelligence who cannot leave his ship. Their intimacy develops through repeated acts of attention. Tea is remembered correctly. A porch light is left on. Tools are reorganized at an unreasonable hour. A tail’s weight becomes a form of trust. The novel allows these small gestures to carry the emotional force that another story might reserve for speeches.

The supporting community grows by the same logic. Kindness arrives imperfectly, often without full information. Again and again, the story returns to the idea that capability is not permission—and that privacy, consent, and care remain meaningful even when the stakes span worlds.

The deepest tension in The Things We Repair is not whether Neris wants to return home. She does. Her family, responsibilities, history, and identity remain real. The harder question is what happens when Earth also becomes real to her—when a temporary refuge gathers routines, relationships, and objects with emotional weight. The book refuses the easy arithmetic in which one home must invalidate the other. Home is treated as something made through attention and repeated choice: less a fixed location than a practice.

That is why the novel’s hope is inseparable from its ache. Every repaired system brings departure closer. Every step toward reunion threatens a different separation. The story does not resolve that contradiction by pretending love abolishes distance. Instead, it asks whether people can build something durable enough to survive uncertainty, silence, and the knowledge that no good choice leaves everything unchanged.

The result is a slow-burn blend of science fiction, romance, and found-family drama: technically grounded without losing warmth, emotionally intimate without becoming sentimental, and frequently funny in the dry, observant way of people who have serious work to do. Its largest ideas arrive through concrete things—coffee, cattle gates, snowstorms, fabrication limits, medical ethics, family messages, and the stubborn geometry of parts that almost fit.

Above all, The Things We Repair is a story about the difference between restoring what existed before and building what can exist next.

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Ham croissant… a tryptich

Posted on July 2, 2026July 2, 2026 By admin

Lady at Fleur de Pain was wetting herself laughing…

  

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Everything’s not lost

Posted on May 11, 2026 By admin

The times, they are a changing.

From yesterday to today, nothing has physically changed. No decision has been made. Things are pretty much as they were 24-48h ago. Except now I have an immense feeling of dread and despair. I’m unconsciously humming coldplay. I’m thinking black thoughts. This is completely irrational behaviour and I know this. It’s not a normal response. It’s probably triggered by similar past events, but it doesn’t make it less real or easier to deal with.

I sure picked a fucking great time to quit smoking.

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Another Divinum in the books

Posted on March 31, 2026 By admin

It’s my 9th year volunteering and I still love interacting with the winemakers (except for that one ass who yelled at me).

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It’s a dog’s life

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This is the sort of love note I get

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Tell me your dog was raised by cats

Posted on February 25, 2026March 1, 2026 By admin

Without actually saying those words.

Actually, the cat and the dog have a beautiful (if odd) relationship.

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Meet the newest gladiator: Bavalanche!

Posted on February 3, 2026February 5, 2026 By admin

Real Name: Bavalanche
Breed: Bulldog
Nickname(s): The Drool Doom

Height: Low to the ground, impossible to move
Weight: Classified (but the floor knows)
Speed: Slow start… unstoppable finish
Strength: Shockingly high for a creature that snores
Endurance: Infinite naps, short bursts of chaos

Forged in the couch cushions of Switzerland and fueled by raw, unfiltered farts, Bavalanche brings a wet, rumbling menace to the arena. What starts as a gentle drip quickly becomes a full-scale slobber disaster. Once he commits, there is no traction, no escape, only drool.

💥 Signature moves:

THE DROOL SLIDE – Sudden head shake creates a hazard zone no human can stand in
THE BAVE BLAST – Direct eye contact followed by an unstoppable slobber launch
THE NAP FAKE-OUT – Appears asleep… explodes into action
THE WRINKLE LOCK – Confuses opponents with sheer facial complexity

🏟️ Arena speciality:

The Eliminator – Turns the floor into a slip-and-fall nightmare
Powerball – Guards the ball by simply sitting on it
Joust – Unmoved. Unbothered. Slightly damp.

🎤 Catchphrase

“No traction, no mercy!”

🎶 Theme song

https://www.flubu.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/From_the_couch_to_the_arena_floorE28094Bavalanche_theme.mp3

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…
MAKE SOME NOISE FOR… BAAAAAA—VAAAAA—LAAAAAANCHE!!!”
“HIDE YOUR SHOES… PROTECT YOUR SNACKS…
THE DROOL DOOM HAS ENTERED THE ARENA!”

*Bavalanche snorts, shakes head, drool flies in slow motion. Camera zooms. Crowd loses it.*

https://www.flubu.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/wp-1770228800207.mp4
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Sophie the hamster is no more

Posted on January 25, 2026February 3, 2026 By admin

By hamster reckoning, Sophie was antediluvian. Hamsters have an average lifespan of less than 2 years. Sophie was a few months shy of her 3rd birthday. We got her around easter and she saw 3 Christmases. She lived off of benevolent neglect, aided by her emotional support cat. In the end, she was slowing down but we tried to let her life her best life.

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In times of great need, remember the Technoviking!

Posted on January 22, 2026 By admin

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