Archive for July 9th, 2017

Jesus: Are you sure he’s one of yours? Because I didn’t make him. 

Satan: Please. Give me some credit. Even I have standards. 

Jesus: Buddha? Brahma? 

*both shrug their shoulders*

Satan: Gaia? 

Gaia: *glowers*

Satan: Right, right, sorry. Forgot about the whole pussy grabbing thing. 

Jesus: Cthulhu? 

Cthulhu: What sort of monster do you take me for? *sips tea*

Satan: Well SOMEBODY cooked him up.

Flying Spaghetti Monster: … 

Jesus: Wait… There’s no way you could… 

Flying Spaghetti Monster: Look…  It was my first time. I was a little drunk and someone asked for a ‘Tangerine Dream’  so I thought… 

Satan: *faceplams* Fucking newbies. 

Happiness is a full English breakfast. It’s fat in many colours.