My favourite is the cameltoe haiku section:
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Cuntry divided East versus West in Toe Land Bush torn between sides. |
Yo-yo in your pants? Or just happy to see me? Pick-up line needs work. |
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My wrinkled grommet Strains against nylon panties. Ship of the desert |
Two hills inverted but always on the right side up and in and home |
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The vertical smile Behind painted on britches Bicambrian grin |
Zip the fly tightly Feel the crease define your lips Denim tells no lies. |
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What's a camel toe? A slice of pie on both sides. Fabric in between. |
Toothless, scheming mouth chews the thong with moistened gums, whispers things to come. |
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All-beef patties and Inverted Golden Arches Redneck McDonalds |
Fleshy meat curtains Two performers on a stage Exit left – and right |
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Young teens, sunny beach Camera focus, oh young toe Oh shit, it's the cops |