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Posted on January 19, 2004 By admin

http://www.cameltoe.org/

My favourite is the cameltoe haiku section:

Cuntry divided
East versus West in Toe Land
Bush torn between sides.
Yo-yo in your pants?
Or just happy to see me?
Pick-up line needs work.
My wrinkled grommet
Strains against nylon panties.
Ship of the desert
Two hills inverted
but always on the right side
up and in and home
The vertical smile
Behind painted on britches
Bicambrian grin
Zip the fly tightly
Feel the crease define your lips
Denim tells no lies.
What's a camel toe?
A slice of pie on both sides.
Fabric in between.
Toothless, scheming mouth
chews the thong with moistened gums,
whispers things to come.
All-beef patties and
Inverted Golden Arches
Redneck McDonalds
Fleshy meat curtains
Two performers on a stage
Exit left – and right
Young teens, sunny beach
Camera focus, oh young toe
Oh shit, it's the cops
 
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