One of my weirder conversations

Rc says:
  meow
Snails go meow says:
  moo
Rc says:
  PLATYPUS!
Snails go meow says:
  cassawary
Rc says:
  vladivostok?
Snails go meow says:
  cocksucker
Rc says:
  carpet muncher
Snails go meow says:
  yes, yes I am
Snails go meow says:
  and proud of it too