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Month: May 2004

These people have a sick sense of humour

Posted on May 19, 2004 By admin 6 Comments on These people have a sick sense of humour

The maintenance people of the building I work in are evil. For weeks, we were complaining that the A/C wasn't working and our office was a sauna.

So of course, they “fix” it.

As I'm writing this, I'm wearing a t-shirt, a long-sleeved cotton shirt… and my winter jacket. It's fucking FREEZING in here.

Bastards.

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Tons and tons of memage!

Posted on May 19, 2004 By admin 8 Comments on Tons and tons of memage!

 
kaliko_mel 102%
sbourge 95%
moonlightjoy 84%
elfs 78%
kaliko_mel 76%
emjayne 72%
saucylaur 69%
blacksquiggles 61%
keyef 61%
How compatible with me are YOU?


Friend Stat: Average Compatibility Index

moonlightjoy 83%
emjayne 77%
elfs 73%
sbourge 72%
keyef 70%
saucylaur 70%
talisker 67%
blacksquiggles 67%
kaliko_mel 63%
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Friend Stat: Prolificness Index

talisker 98%
electricland 82%
elfs 65%
montreality 52%
raspberrysalmon 51%
ashre79 50%
saucylaur 43%
pretentiousgit 36%
keyef 35%
eniran 32%
emjayne 27%
kaliko_mel 20%
ruthebee 10%
sbourge 3%
la_tatie 3%
blacksquiggles 0%
fiskblack 0%
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emjayne 56%
keyef 49%
moonlightjoy 40%
saucylaur 36%
blacksquiggles 28%
elfs 8%
sbourge 1%
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Just cause I couldn't resist

Posted on May 19, 2004 By admin 2 Comments on Just cause I couldn't resist

More morning comic goodness:

And I made myself another user icon:

Going to get some code done, back in a bit.

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Bright copper kettles and possums with mittens

Posted on May 19, 2004 By admin 4 Comments on Bright copper kettles and possums with mittens

It's official, I'm getting another tattoo. I've finally decided on the design idea, went to see Norm tonight and left a deposit. I left him a copy of the picture that gave me the original idea and he's going to redo it, with the few changes we discussed. It's gonna be niiice :D

I just realized that it's been close to 5 years since my first ink, and 3 since my second. About the right time for another one :P

And because [info]eniran left this meme in my head during the evening, I had to go look it up, or I'd have gone mad.


Les poissons, les poissons, how I love les poissons
Love to chop and to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads then I pull out the bones
Ah mais oui, ca c'est toujours delish
Les poissons, les poissons, hee hee hee, hon hon hon
With the cleaver I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside and I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes, don't you?

Here's something for tempting the palate
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a mallet
Then you slash through the skin
Give the belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in
'Cause that makes it taste nice

(Zut alors, I have missed one!)

Sacre bleu, what is this? How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little succulent crab?
Quel dommage! What a loss! Here we go in the sauce
Now some flour, I think, just a dab
Now I stuff you with bread, it don't hurt 'cause you're dead
And you're certainly lucky you are
'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver pot
Toodle loo mon poisson
Au revoir!


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The human mind is completely irrational

Posted on May 18, 2004 By admin 9 Comments on The human mind is completely irrational

I wish, but no.

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Hohum

Posted on May 17, 2004 By admin 6 Comments on Hohum

I ran across this online and found it cute, so I decided to make an icon out of it. Feel free to use it:

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Fun quote just for <lj user="raspberrysalmon">

Posted on May 17, 2004 By admin 55 Comments on Fun quote just for <lj user="raspberrysalmon">

Use a spell checker? Why? I can typo quite well.

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Heyho, heyho, it's off to work we go…

Posted on May 17, 2004 By admin 2 Comments on Heyho, heyho, it's off to work we go…

Good way to start a morning. Chatted a bit with [info]raspberrysalmon before leaving for the office. The more I talk with that girl, the more I like her. Always good. As per our usual weirdness, we talked about S&M and the muppets in the same sentences, and the intricacies of shipping personal items across international borders. She was grumpy because it's apparently a grey day in Austria, so I started up my webcam and lent her some of the sunlight in my room while I went to take a shower.

Now I'm at the office, clean-shaven, smelling good and in a good mood. Bring on the work!

Oh, found this comic this morning. S'cute:

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Happiness is a big crowbar

Posted on May 16, 2004 By admin 29 Comments on Happiness is a big crowbar

Today was a semi-productive day. I say semi because I only did half of what I wanted to do. The day started on a very high note, with an empty bladder, a mug of fresh coffee and a slice of mom's apple pie, and a 2h conversation with [info]raspberrysalmon and [info]eniran. Much insanity ensued, some of which will find its way on here in a little bit. When we finally parted ways, eniran came over for chocolate chip pancakes and a trip to ikea. I remembered that I had to get rid of some translation crap for work, but once that was done, we headed off to rona for some tools required to rip chunks out of my kitchen.

Ikea was a bust, as they'd run out of the kitchen island I wanted to get (they'll have it in stock for next weekend). We got back to my place and tried to find the best way to rip out the ugly cramped benches in the breakfast nook. It's a good thing the people who built this apartment were idiots, because otherwise I'd have been in trouble. Their philosophy: why use only one nail when 17 will do? There were nails everywhere, hence the fact that happiness is a strong crowbar. Nothing makes you feel more manly than a hunk of cold-forged steel in your hands!

We got both benches out with a minimum of fuss. Dear lord, could there be more paint?!?! Now I know that it's a tradition in Montreal to just slap a fresh coat of pain on top of the old one every few years, but geez, there was a good 3-4 mm of paint holding those things to the walls. That might not sound much, but that's close to half a centimeter, and yes, that's a lot of paint. I'm going to have to do some post-op work though. Ripping out all of those nails left holes in the walls, and I'm going to have to fill that with some plaster. I'm also going to have to sand down the edges where the old paint met the benches because there's a significant height difference because of all that paint. All in all though, it won't be that bad, and now we don't have the ugly benches :D

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yoinked from <lj user="ruthebee">

Posted on May 15, 2004 By admin

Feel free to skip some questions, but I'm curious about most of 'em :D

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
2a. What kind of friends are we? Acquaintance, good, best?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
6a. What's the worst memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out, good and bad?
13. Emotionally, what stands out, good and bad?
14. What do you wish was different about me?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. Do you admire me, and if so, what for?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness are?
22a. What do you think my strengths are?
23. Do you think I'll get married one day?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
29. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't, and if so, what?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?

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