This one ain't as bad as the previous one, but still icky.
Had lunch with hacker_girl today, as I hadn't seen her in a few weeks. We're sitting down at Reubens and we're catching up and being silly, our usual activities basically. I'm suddenly distracted by a cute little thing wearing a red plaid short schoolgirl skirt and midriff shirt (say that 3 times really fast!). I'm only seeing her from the back, but she has great legs, beautiful tush, nice tummy and I caught sight of some decent cleavage from the side. I didn't make anything of it, but maybe 5 minutes later, the girl walks past our table to go to the bathroom. I almost choked on my coke… the woman was at least 40, if not more. That's so wrong…
Waouh, sounds like you know me! The second one is perfect! LOL :D
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knew you would… :p
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you know me so well :D
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takes one to know one.
erm
european, that is.
:P
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you're also randy and naughty? SWEET!
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LOL! :D
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BAH.
you're reading too fast.
must be all that coffee… :p
i was, of course, only talking about the “european” part…
:p
*innocent look*
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I do, of course, only partially believe you :)
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what?
i can prove that i'm european!!
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yes, but that's not the part I'm doubtful of.
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…
but i WAS putting on that innocent look!!
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And it in conjunction with your feminine wiles, it would probably work to distract me were I to see you in the flesh :P
Right now though, I can safely say you're full of it muffin :D
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yup.
full of innocence.
:D:D:D
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you're full of something, but it ain't innocence :P
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told you.
banana milkshake.
and aspirin
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let me know if you need another treatment of applied kissology :P
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