Whistle while you work…

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So I'm at McGill right now, waiting for a bunch of patches to get installed on a windows box. Figured I might as well have some fun while I'm waiting. Saw the latest meme running around, and here are my results :)

The table below is the “best of” a few runs, but the hilarious thing is that most of them came out like this originally (only one or two have been improved :P)

Slander!
[info]blacksquiggles and [info]judyna run a bordello in Soho. [info]electricland and [info]sbourge are blackmailing them.
[info]talisker found bondage equipment under [info]eniran's bed!
[info]electricland and [info]la_tatie used to live together but [info]la_tatie moved out when they saw [info]electricland making out with [info]kaliko_mel!
[info]ruthebee runs a secret pornography ring. [info]judyna and [info]kaliko_mel are regular models.
[info]ultimategirl has a secret fixation with butter!
[info]jazzyxena had better clear their internet cache before [info]eniran comes home.
[info]judyna tried to rape the horses and ride off on the women, a newbie mistake.
[info]mekez has been sent by the government to spy on you to make sure you're paying your taxes!
[info]electricland has secret, sordid fantasies about [info]eniran and acts them out with [info]sbourge!
[info]ruthebee collects other people's underwear!
[info]mekez keeps a hamster for nefarious purposes!
[info]jazzyxena performed a “sexual act” upon [info]eniran in a public toilet!
[info]blacksquiggles and [info]raspberrysalmon took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the SPCA!
[info]ashre79 has been thinking of going on a machine-gun rampage for six months.
[info]raspberrysalmon, [info]montreality and a pint of whipped cream; need I say more?
[info]ashre79 has had implants. Y'know. *Those* Implants.
[info]la_tatie and [info]eniran secretly peed in [info]raspberrysalmon's cornflakes.

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Edit: I'd added some more good ones, but friggin LJ ate that edit, it seems :( *kicks stupid LJ*

Edit #2: OK, LJ is SERIOUSLY wonky. This post got edited so many times, it's not even funny. I had old versions re-appearing, new versions coming and going, oy! I'll be really happy when all the mess is cleared up on the server-side

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