Day: July 13, 2004

Actual english subtitles in Honk Kong movies

– I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
– Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
– Gun wounds again?
– Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
– A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
– Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
– Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
– Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
– Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
– You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
– I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
– You daring lousy guy.
– Beat him out of recognizable shape!
– I have been scared shitless too much lately.
– I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
– Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
– The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
– How can you use my intestines as a gift?
– This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
– Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
– Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

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There is drinking, there is eating, there is pooing. All is well :)

He's still mewling when he doesn't have anybody in his line of sight, but that's getting better. He's so cute. This morning, he was attacking the bedsheets – or rather, the bits that were hanging off the edge of the bed. I had him on my lap the whole time I was talking to Tia, drinking my coffee.

Happiness is a purring kitten on your lap.

I'm really relieved.

Boris is finally eating, drinking and pooing (in his litter, no less!). Sounds trivial, but that means he's finally relaxing and getting used to the place. He hadn't eaten all day yesterday, and I'd only seen him drink a bit of water. I was so relieved when he made a beeline to his food dish. I was even happier when I head him lap some water – it was hot as hell in the living room and i hadn't seen him drink yet.

I was also able to pick him up for more than 30 seconds. He's really finicky about being picked up, but tonight, I was able to hug him and pet him and call him george for a grand old time. It was so cute. For such a small thing, I'm amazed at how loudly he can purr.

I think he's not used to being alone – the lady was a stay-at-home mom with small children. When I got back from work, I had to be careful where I was walking, as he was always underfoot. If I wasn't in his line of sight, he was mewling until he saw me and ran to where I was. So cute :D

All in all, a very good night. eniran came over and we watched Snatch with roomie and Boris.