<lj user="raspberrysalmon"> put me on to this

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Actual english subtitles in Honk Kong movies

– I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
– Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
– Gun wounds again?
– Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
– A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
– Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
– Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
– Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
– Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
– You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
– I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
– You daring lousy guy.
– Beat him out of recognizable shape!
– I have been scared shitless too much lately.
– I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
– Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
– The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
– How can you use my intestines as a gift?
– This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
– Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
– Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

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  6. I had to read these again this morning… so good! I should use a few of those snippets of “Honk Kong” movies in my everyday babblings… “Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken then I will remove your manhoods!”

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