I was getting tired of always seeing ![[info]](http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
ashre79's fortune cookies and never being able to get one for myself. So I made my own:
Get one for yourself :
Edit: if you have suggestions for fortunes, let me know :)
Edit #2: if you want to see the complete list of fortunes, click here : http://www.flubu.com/cgi-bin/cookie.cgi?dump=true
ROFL…
“Evil shall cometh in the form of a giant fuzzy sock”?!?
*looks for the camera*
*hides her pile of evil, smelly, fuzy socks*
and i'll gladly lay off the hallucinogens, unfortunately, though, they're part of what i'm supposed to be studying…
(http://livejournal.com/users/raspberrysalmon)
see? pharmacology can be fun!
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
hehe! the first one i got said, 'Damn, you're hot stuff.” then it just got creepy or mean.
fun, though.. i may just post that in my lj later.
(http://livejournal.com/users/moonlightjoy)
we-ell… i suppose so. and i'll probably remember for ever and ever that the two kinds of mushrooms that contain the biggest amount of psilocybin are called “spitzkegeliger kahlkopf” (“pointy-coned baldhead”) and “gezonter düngerling” (“zoned dungling”). the first name immediately made me think of patrick stewart.
unfortunately, though, that's not too relevant for my exam :p
(http://livejournal.com/users/raspberrysalmon)
creepy?
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
aah, shrooms… *remembers fondly*
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
It told me that I look pretty… right after it told me that it would be wise to take a shower =P
(http://livejournal.com/users/keyef)
Okay, the best one: Don't eat me, I have feelings!
I have heard of fruitarians… what would that be (besides crazy)?
(http://livejournal.com/users/keyef)
…you've met patrick stewart?
(http://livejournal.com/users/raspberrysalmon)
*looks for the twacker*
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
You slept with my sister?!
(http://livejournal.com/users/judyna)
but…but… what about the promised twacking reprieve???
(http://livejournal.com/users/raspberrysalmon)
if the cookie says it, it must be true.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
There was one that said “All your co-workers hate you”, I don't remember from where, but I love it.
(http://livejournal.com/users/judyna)
that was yesterday.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I'll add it to the list :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
My penis is not small! And my sweater is not ugly :'(
*self-esteem drops 30%*
Can your bandwidth take this though? I abused the fortune cookie a dozen times or so already. And where did you get all these quotes? :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/montreality)
I'd be worried if you had a big penis :P and my bandwidth might spike a bit today, yes :) I'll see how abused it was tomorrow :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Right ! Didn't need a fortune cookie to realise that my penis is small… :p
but tell me, does : “Holy war : people fighting to see who has the best imaginary friend!” is your own creation or you took it somewhere ? It's really a nice definition !
(http://livejournal.com/users/kaliko_mel)
found it online, but i loke it as well :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
yeah, the one with don't turn around or something…
this is highly amusing :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/moonlightjoy)