The beaver is a proud and noble animal
Notes from a bemused canuck
Some of you will have received links/memes from me in the past pointing to truly weird shit (bonerbunny comes to mind). I make no secret that through various means, I come into contact with stuff that most people wouldn't even dream of. Yet today, I have found my match. A link that sounds so horribly vile that I daren't even click on it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you http://www.ratemyvomit.com/
(and if you do go look at it, please, don't tell me about it).
I've been looking into my website stats again. According to Google, these are the top search queries that are directed to my website from Google:
garfield
coldplay
coupe de cheveux
bizarro
animal porn
dilbert powerpoint
batman quebecois
bogeyman
porn
garfield comics
scotch
get fuzzy
bookmarks
comics sexy
dilbert strategy
doritos
garfield “new year”
happy new year
vote
I'm sorry, but animal porn??????
Edit: ok, I figured it out. People are scary. If you go to google images and try this query: http://images.google.com/images?q=animal+porn+site%3Awww.flubu.com&hl=en you'll end up with a picture of a loaf of bread. The picture is called “bread-porn.jpg” and since the title of my LJ blog is “the beaver is a proud and noble animal“, it fits the bill.
But still, jaysus.
Senators say military strike on Iran must be option
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Republican and Democratic senators said on Sunday the United States may ultimately have to undertake a military strike to deter Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons, but that should be the last resort. “That is the last option. Everything else has to be exhausted. But to say under no circumstances would we exercise a military option, that would be crazy,” Republican Sen. John McCain of Arizona said on CBS's “Face the Nation.”
I saw this one coming a while ago. The cynical part of me is thinking the US is going to bomb the hell our of Iran. The realist part of me says the cynical part of me isn't far off the mark. That scares me.
For some weird reason, the toilet paper we bought is not perforated. We always buy the same brand, and it usually is. This time it isn't and it's a serious pain in the ass.
They're coming at us from all directions. We can't escape it. It started with the lead-footed neighbours upstairs that we can hear watch TV / talk / sing / walk / sleep / breathe. Now, there's a band practicing in the garage right in front of our front room window. We can hear their drumming over our movie.
Katy is starting to lose her mind.
I'm not far behind.
I have discovered the recipe for ham love.
Take one 2kg smoked roasting ham. Put it on a rack in roasting pan filled with two cups of apple juice (make sure you have about an inch of liquid on the bottom of the pan). Stick a few cloves in the ham. Cover the ham with some foil and cook at 350F/180C for 2.5 hours.
Melt half a cup of brown sugar in half a cup of maple syrup. Once melted, uncover the ham and brush the glaze generously on the ham. Cook for another 30 minutes, basting after 15 minutes.
When cooked, let sit for 10 minutes and dig in.
In one word, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
