Some of you will have received links/memes from me in the past pointing to truly weird shit (bonerbunny comes to mind). I make no secret that through various means, I come into contact with stuff that most people wouldn't even dream of. Yet today, I have found my match. A link that sounds so horribly vile that I daren't even click on it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you http://www.ratemyvomit.com/
(and if you do go look at it, please, don't tell me about it).
I went. I saw. Meh, it could have been worse.
But then again, I've cleaned up after one of my sister's friends.
He puked on the wall when he didn't make it to the bathroom in time.
The wall was stucko.
Kitchen towel shreds on stucko.
The bastard!
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Nice. reminds me of the time I went to a party in a chalet with the biochem crowd at McGill. Somebody spewed veggie lasagna in the shower stall and left it there overnight without telling anybody. The stench the following morning cleared out the whole cabin and the only thing we had to clean it was vodka. We had to scrape broccoli off the walls with a dustpail. Classy.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I've been puked on numerous times (all by the same person. You know you're best friends when…), so the idea of puke in general doesn't bother me.
The worst ever though was when we were in high school, one of the guys had a party. He got really wasted and was running towards the bathroom, but alas, Melinda was also walking in the hallway in front of him. He didn't make it. He ended up puking on the back of her neck. Poor poor girl.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)