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Excuse me, what?

Posted on January 16, 2006 By admin 6 Comments on Excuse me, what?

I've been looking into my website stats again. According to Google, these are the top search queries that are directed to my website from Google:

garfield
coldplay
coupe de cheveux
bizarro
animal porn
dilbert powerpoint
batman quebecois
bogeyman
porn
garfield comics
scotch
get fuzzy
bookmarks
comics sexy
dilbert strategy
doritos
garfield “new year”
happy new year
vote

I'm sorry, but animal porn??????


Edit: ok, I figured it out. People are scary. If you go to google images and try this query: http://images.google.com/images?q=animal+porn+site%3Awww.flubu.com&hl=en you'll end up with a picture of a loaf of bread. The picture is called “bread-porn.jpg” and since the title of my LJ blog is “the beaver is a proud and noble animal“, it fits the bill.

But still, jaysus.

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Comments (6) on “Excuse me, what?”

  1. raspberrysalmon says:
    January 16, 2006 at 12:57 pm

    hah. had just figured out the same thing.
    i tried it without the “site” thingie, though, because i wanted to see where your site popped up.
    even worse, i first went for a “normal” search, not an image search.
    The summaries/site names alons were enough to make my brain hurt.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/raspberrysalmon)

  2. talisker says:
    January 16, 2006 at 1:03 pm

    I was stupid enough to do an image search without the site restriction. Bad move when you're at the office…

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

  3. raspberrysalmon says:
    January 16, 2006 at 1:07 pm

    ah yes.
    yes indeed.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/raspberrysalmon)

  4. sbourge says:
    January 17, 2006 at 4:12 am

    I always new you were a bigger perv than I am! ;D

    (http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)

  5. talisker says:
    January 17, 2006 at 7:58 am

    That's physically impossible m'dear.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

  6. sbourge says:
    January 17, 2006 at 1:57 pm

    LOL

    (http://livejournal.com/users/sbourge)

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