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Hooker! Hooker! Hooker!

Posted on November 15, 2007 By admin 2 Comments on Hooker! Hooker! Hooker!

He is an unlikely revolutionary but this Christmas, Santa is a rebel with a claus. He is having the last laugh on political correctness – and it's a great big fat belly laugh. Santas across Sydney are rebelling against attempts to ban their traditional greeting of “ho, ho, ho” in favour of “ha, ha, ha”.

Recruitment firm Westaff – which supplies hundreds of Santas across the country – has told its trainees that the “ho ho ho” phrase could frighten children and could even be derogatory to women.

One would-be Santa has told The Daily Telegraph he was taught not to use “ho, ho, ho” because it was too close to the American slang for prostitute. He quit.

Source: Daily Telegraph

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Comments (2) on “Hooker! Hooker! Hooker!”

  1. jenlittlebottom says:
    November 15, 2007 at 10:50 pm

    Christmas only comes once a year, kiddies. The rest of the time, Santa has to do something to earn his keep. If he wants to be a pimp, who are we to judge?

    (http://livejournal.com/users/jenlittlebottom)

  2. talisker says:
    November 15, 2007 at 11:05 pm

    LOVE!

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

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