A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has only a day to live. He goes home to tell his wife, who asks what he wants to do with his final hours. Of course he wants to spend them having sex. They have great sex all night long. Finally, at about 2:00 A.M., his wife says she’s tired and wants to go to sleep.
He says, “Oh, come on, can’t we just do it one more time?”
And she says, “Look, I’ve got to get up in the morning — you don’t!”