The Hand has been collecting politically incorrect Dad jokes with which to better torture Katy. Some favourites so far :
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.
What drives a lesbian up the wall?
A crack in the ceiling.
What’s the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
One’s a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
What do lesbians need in order to get married?
A licker license.
What do you call a lesbian sharpshooter?
A crack shot.
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
Klondike.
What do you call three lesbians in a closet?
A licker cabinet.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
Gaylick.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A Lickalotopus
