I’ve had to do some fairly improbable and illogical things since becoming a parent but tonight must stand out so far.
I went to check in on Bean because we generally need to dig him out of a mountain of books, stuffed toys and blankets at this time of night.
Except that tonight, I couldn’t find him. It took about 30 seconds of frantic searching to find him sound asleep … under his bed. I had to get a flashlight and pull him out from under the bed by his feet. He barely woke up.
Random child.