Frist there was this:
And then there was this:
Which made the Aussies laugh because, as one put it:
Australia has universal health care, compulsory voting, no guns, no death penalty, pro-choice when it comes to contraception, openly gay politicians and judges, evolution is taught in all schools and out female PM is an unmarried atheist. Be sure to declare your pitchforks at Tullamarine.
God bless the land of the free!