I was just asked what my job title was. I was hesitating between a few (*) but in the end, I went with Senior Software Simian.
(*)
Senior Software Therapist
Well-Seasoned Pretender of Doing Hard Work
Corrector Of Wrong People On The Internet
Senior Professional Emailer
I still like the one that my boss uses “Pan-Galactic Overlord of Everything Digital” though. That has a nice touch of class.