I came out of the airport in Denmark and there was a sign saying “welcome to the happiest country on earth” and I wondered, why are the Danes so happy…
[Katy heckles:] BACON!
… and the crowd goes wild.
When he misunderstood another heckle with “kick the table”, he went on a 5 minute rant about how that was the most existentialist heckle he’d ever had. There is no table on this stage, and he would I want to kick it?!? The only place it would make sense to say that is when you’re about to cheat a championship Jenga!