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Posted on September 23, 2014 By admin
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  • Living alone, toilet was warm.
  • We lost internet access. Forever.
  • Hard drive failed, no backups.
  • On heavy medication, sleep deprived.
  • Wrong clip uploaded to Facebook.
  • Alone in bed. Blanket shifts.
  • Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Strangers again.
  • Wife screams, at her funeral.
  • Wake. Work. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.
  • Last person alive hears knocking.
  • Her heart stopped. She didn’t.
  • That door was just closed.
  • Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Monday.
  • Just saw my reflection blink.
  • It enjoys watching you sleep.
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