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Baaaaad puns

Posted on March 28, 2015 By admin

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.

What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give away.)

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You get stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

A vaccine is a jab well done.

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