True story:
– Do a comprehensive evaluation of all the tools that do [A TASK]. I need it by 5pm tonight.
– Ok, what tools to you want me to focus on?
– All of them.
– Ooookaayy, what are the evaluation criteria?
– All of them.
– I’m in meetings all morning and this afternoon. You want this in 2 hours if I don’t have a lunch break?
– Well, by lunchtime tomorrow is ok.