Day: December 25, 2016
Must… resist… food
Every year the christmas evening buffet gets me. This year, I think I made it out without *too much* excess.
Merry Fucking Christmas!
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This won’t end well
Santa got drunk and decided it was a good idea to get a pair of battery powered, magazine fed, nerf guns. There have already been tears.
Hard drinking
Katy’s moved onto the hard stuff.
Christmas food porn
Turkey with all the trimmings :)
Merry Christmas from all of us
Christmas group therapy
Christmas quotes
Go choose the wine… but don’t take the barolo.
*puts on head torch and goes spelunking in the pantry*
OK, I have wine.
*inspects choices*
We’ve had all of these, go get the barolo.
You asked me to get the wine, I got wine!
OK. But this one is too young. Drink the old ones first…oh,this one is good, it’s 15%!
*puts back half the bottles I’d selected*
I need a bigger house!
No, cause then you’ll end up with another kitchen.
The hand is in dad joke heaven
The hand is enjoying torturing granddad with gems like this:
Who don’t crabs share their food? Because they’re shellfish!
Have you heard about the secret cheese society? The Hallouminati!