Day: December 25, 2016
Must… resist… food
Every year the christmas evening buffet gets me. This year, I think I made it out without *too much* excess.
This won’t end well
Santa got drunk and decided it was a good idea to get a pair of battery powered, magazine fed, nerf guns. There have already been tears.
Hard drinking
Katy’s moved onto the hard stuff.
Christmas food porn
Turkey with all the trimmings :)
Merry Christmas from all of us
Christmas group therapy
Christmas quotes
Go choose the wine… but don’t take the barolo.
*puts on head torch and goes spelunking in the pantry*
OK, I have wine.
*inspects choices*
We’ve had all of these, go get the barolo.
You asked me to get the wine, I got wine!
OK. But this one is too young. Drink the old ones first…oh,this one is good, it’s 15%!
*puts back half the bottles I’d selected*
I need a bigger house!
No, cause then you’ll end up with another kitchen.
The hand is in dad joke heaven
The hand is enjoying torturing granddad with gems like this:
Who don’t crabs share their food? Because they’re shellfish!
Have you heard about the secret cheese society? The Hallouminati!
Nigel and Donald
Nigel and Donald, the two biggest tits of 2016 about to get roasted.