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Christmas quotes 

Posted on December 25, 2016December 27, 2016 By admin

Go choose the wine… but don’t take the barolo.
*puts on head torch and goes spelunking in the pantry*
OK, I have wine.
*inspects choices*
We’ve had all of these, go get the barolo.
You asked me to get the wine, I got wine!
OK. But this one is too young. Drink the old ones first…oh,this one is good, it’s 15%!
*puts back half the bottles I’d selected*

I need a bigger house!
No, cause then you’ll end up with another kitchen.

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