Jesus: Are you sure he’s one of yours? Because I didn’t make him.
Satan: Please. Give me some credit. Even I have standards.
Jesus: Buddha? Brahma?
*both shrug their shoulders*
Satan: Gaia?
Gaia: *glowers*
Satan: Right, right, sorry. Forgot about the whole pussy grabbing thing.
Jesus: Cthulhu?
Cthulhu: What sort of monster do you take me for? *sips tea*
Satan: Well SOMEBODY cooked him up.
Flying Spaghetti Monster: …
Jesus: Wait… There’s no way you could…
Flying Spaghetti Monster: Look… It was my first time. I was a little drunk and someone asked for a ‘Tangerine Dream’ so I thought…
Satan: *faceplams* Fucking newbies.
