So. Scene. As part of the weight loss process, I try and go to the gym at work twice a week. There’s a locker room with attached showers. When I exercise, I leave my watch and my rings in my jean pocket.
Today, after having showered, I’m in my boxers getting re-dressed. I take out my watch to put it on and FWING! all my rings fall out of my pocket and go pinging around the floor.
So, here I am, in my underwear, on my hands and knees, crawling around the locker room floor while someone else is having a shower and all I can think is “please don’t come out now”.