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Deadpan comedy non-sequiturs, one-liners and off-the-wall observations

Posted on January 4, 2021January 4, 2021 By admin

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time… I think I’ve forgotten this before.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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