Just went to check on the child before turning in. He’s snoring away in his bed… wearing his sunglasses. I tried to get them off, but he’s sleeping sideways so they won’t budge. That boy…
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You’ll fit right in… the wrong order
What did the German interrogator say to his watch?
Ve haff vays of making you tock!
Well played, graffiti-man, well played
Is it bad that I want these t-shirts?
Bean and Tolstoy
It’s been happening for years, but I still find it the cutest/coolest thing ever. Tolstoy has been sleeping in Bean’s bed pretty much since he’s been in his own room. Even now, when I go to check in on Bean before turning in, I’ll generally find Tolstoy curled in a ball at the foot of his bed (these days, on or around Deliah). When we change the sheets, there’s always a massive furry spot. While all the cats are fine around him, Tolstoy has always been the one that will put up with shit from Bean that would get us torn to bloody shreds. I love hat grumpy, soft, git of a cat :-)
Dems some goooood drugs
The Tao of Henri
We all went to see Katy at the CHUV this weekend. Ben was very excited, as he hadn’t seen her since last Monday when she was admitted. He brought her pictures, sweeties, a slice of cake, his(!) tablet and a bunch of cuddly toys.
Terrifying 5-word stories
- Your browser history made public.
- Living alone, toilet was warm.
- We lost internet access. Forever.
- Hard drive failed, no backups.
- On heavy medication, sleep deprived.
- Wrong clip uploaded to Facebook.
- Alone in bed. Blanket shifts.
- Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Strangers again.
- Wife screams, at her funeral.
- Wake. Work. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.
- Last person alive hears knocking.
- Her heart stopped. She didn’t.
- That door was just closed.
- Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Monday.
- Just saw my reflection blink.
- It enjoys watching you sleep.