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Noooo, not the stinky cheese!

Posted on May 22, 2012 By admin

“A very heavy loss”: Cheese worth 250 million euros destroyed by Italian earthquake

The earthquake that rocked northern Italy on Sunday destroyed more than 300,000 wheels of cheese worth 250 million euros, an industry official has revealed. The region’s cheese industry has been devastated by the magnitude-6.0 earthquake, with tonnes of Parmesan and Grana Padano lost. A single wheel of cheese can weigh up to 90 pounds. “The earthquake was very strong and heavily damaged the structures of many warehouses as well as thousands of tonnes” of the two cheeses, said Stefano Berni, head of a consortium that protects the Grana Padano designation.

“It’s a very heavy loss, but there have been no casualties, which is a great relief at this worrying time,” he told the ANSA news agency. The initial estimate of 250 million euros is “very conservative,” Berni said, adding that he hoped no further tremors would “further aggravate the state of the already highly damaged and fragile structures.”

Source: The Mirror, via Gizmodo.

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How auto-correct can make your life interesting…

Posted on May 17, 2012 By admin

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To slim is my goal!

Posted on May 17, 2012 By admin

From Gizmodo:

From trying fad diets to developing eating disorders to becoming a gym rat, people have basically gone crazy trying to lose weight. And it’s true, America is fat. But what if the secret to losing weight wasn’t in ditching carbs or hurling or doing interval exercises but rather if it was in math? What? Yes. Math.

It’s simple. Just punch in your vitals into this model, plug in the weight you want to end up at x-amount of days and the equation will tell you how many calories you need to eat moving forward. The magic of math!

The model was created by Carson C. Chow, an investigator at the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases, to figure out America’s weight problem (1 in 3 Americans are overweight). He created a formula that can accurately predict how much weight a person will gain or lose depending on their caloric intake and activity level. It’s a specific numeric value to eating less. According to Chow, he considered multiple factors for his formula:

The conventional wisdom of 3,500 calories less is what it takes to lose a pound of weight is wrong. The body changes as you lose. Interestingly, we also found that the fatter you get, the easier it is to gain weight. An extra 10 calories a day puts more weight onto an obese person than on a thinner one. Also, there’s a time constant that’s an important factor in weight loss. That’s because if you reduce your caloric intake, after a while, your body reaches equilibrium. It actually takes about three years for a dieter to reach their new “steady state.” Our model predicts that if you eat 100 calories fewer a day, in three years you will, on average, lose 10 pounds – if you don’t cheat.

Also, according to Chow, huge variations in your daily food intake won’t dramatically change your weight as long as the average caloric intake over a year is the same. A person’s body takes time to respond, you know.

According to the model, for me to lose 60 pounds in one year, I need to lower my caloric intake by 800 calories a day and add in 3 periods of light cycling 3 times a week, based on an original 3000 calories/day diet.

http://bwsimulator.niddk.nih.gov/

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My quest to find “something nice”

Posted on May 16, 2012May 17, 2012 By admin

When I travel for work, sans Katy, I always try and bring her something nice back. The conversation I had by text with her today went something like this:

Katy: Got me anything nice?

Me: Does a kilo of iberico ham count?

Katy: Nope

Me: ok, I’ll keep an eye out, but the only thing I’m seeing so far is shoe shops and fashion for stick insects :(

— later —

Me: Hahaa! Success. Not only have I found somethink I think you’ll like, according to the female contingent here I have done very well. They seem rather surprised!

— EDIT —

I’m back home, and she’s seen it (and loved it), so I can say that I bought her a designer hand bag from Desigual:

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I need a salad, STAT!

Posted on May 15, 2012May 15, 2012 By admin

I now understand why, when a member of the Spanish Mafia comes back from a sojourn to the motherland, they eat salad for a week on their return to the UK.

Tonight’s dinner was a 7 course affair with enough booze to kill a horse. I had jamon and white asparagus, grilled prawns, octopus, croquetas, hake fillet with red peppers and a steak that was as big ad my face, then pudding. At one point the people around me were begging for a digestif to help them with the steak so the guys
out a liter of homemade Spanish grappa (which our group of alcoholics managed to polish off). That doesn’t even take into account the 1.5 liter bottles of red wine, nor the half dozen bottles of champagne.

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Dinner started at 9pm and ended sometime after 1am. Excuse me while I go digest now…

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Dear Bilbao

Posted on May 14, 2012 By admin

You’re a lovely city, the weather is wonderful but please, enough already! All it seems I’ve been doing for the last 36 hours is eat and drink!!!!! You’ve been very good to not kill me with my allergies but that doesn’t mean you need to try with volume!

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We are now officially an old married couple.

Posted on May 12, 2012 By admin

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It’s Saturday night and we’re sitting outside on the patio watching a fire listening to Radio 2. We is oooooold.

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Viva la revolucion!

Posted on May 11, 2012 By admin

From Slashdot:

“DVDs and Blu-Rays will begin displaying two unskippable anti-piracy screens, each 10 seconds long, shown back-to-back. Six studios have agreed to begin using the new notices. Of course, pirated versions won’t contain these 20-second notices; however, an ICE spokesman says the intent isn’t to deter piracy but to educate the public.”

Yeah. Piss your userbase off. That won’t make them want to get the versions without the crap off bittorrent. No sir. Of course not.

Do there people have have all the common sense of an amoeba?!?

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[Recipe] Tourtière du Lac St-Jean

Posted on May 10, 2012May 10, 2012 By admin

Ingredients

1.3 kg cubed venison
1.2 kg cubed pork (or boar)
500g rabbit loins
2 large red onions, chopped
1 teaspoon white pepepr
1/2 teaspoon rosemary
1 teaspoon thyme
2 bay leaves
10 allspice berries, crushed
10 cloves, crushed
1 teaspoon cinnamon
750 ml still cider
8 or 9 medium potatoes, peeled and cubed
3 portions of shortcrust dough (see below)
1 cup chicken stock (or more, if required)
salt to taste

Method

Marinade the cubed meat with all of the ingredients (except potatoes, salt and stock) for 24 hours.

Soak cubed potatoes in cold water for at least 1h.

While potatoes are soaking, prepare 3 portions of dough and combine in two balls, one large (2/3) and one small (1/3). Wrap in cling film and chill for 1h.

Pre-heat oven to 375F/190C.

Roll out the large dough ball and cover the bottom of a large high-walled, lidded, oven-proof dish.

Add 1/3 of meat mix, some salt and half the potatoes. Repeat alternating meat and potatoes. Pour the marinade over the mix.

Roll out the small dough ball and cover the tourtière, crimping firmly the two layers of pastry. Cut small slits in the top pastry and make a large hole in the middle to let steam out (the chimney).

Pour stock through the chimney until it reaches the top of the meat layer but doesn’t touch the pastry top.

Cook uncovered for 30 minutes then lower the oven to 250F/125C and cook for 4.5 hours (occasionally checking the stock level through the chimney and topping up if low).

Remove lid and cook uncovered for 1h until top is golden.

Shortcrust pastry

1.5 cups all purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
115g unsalted butter, very cold, cubed
75ml water, very cold

Put flour. salt and butter in food processor and blitz for 10 seconds.
Add water and pulse until the mix becomes lumpy. Do not pusle until it becomes a big ball.
Dump mix out and hand form it into a flattened ball.
Wrap in cling film and chill at least 1h before using.

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[Recipe] Tourtière

Posted on May 10, 2012 By admin

Ingredients

2 1/2 pounds ground pork, ideally organic & local
1 1/2 cups cold water
1 cup finely chopped onion
1/2 cup finely chopped celery
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
2 bay leaves
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
1/2 teaspoon dried rosemary
1/2 teaspoon grated nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
Salt
1/2 cup old-fashioned rolled oats
Pastry for two double-crust, 9-inch pies
1 egg, beaten, for glaze

1. In a large, heavy frying pan, combine pork with cold water and heat to boiling point. It should be slightly soupy.

2. Add onion, celery, pepper, bay leaf, thyme, rosemary, nutmeg and cinnamon. Cook, covered, over medium-low heat for 1 hours; stir often. Add more water if mixture dries out.

3. Halfway through cooking time, season with salt to taste.

4. Stir in rolled oats and cook, stirring, for 1 to 2 minutes. Remove bay leaf and allow to cool.

5. Meanwhile, line two 9-inch pie plates with pastry. When meat mixture is lukewarm, divide it between two pie shells and spread it out evenly.

6. Brush around outer edge of pastry with the beaten egg. Place top crust on the tart and press gently around the edge to seal. Trim pastry, crimp edges and cut steam vents in top crust. Decorate as desired.

7. Bake in preheated 425°F/220°C oven for 15 minutes, then reduce heat to 375°F/190°C and bake another 25 minutes or until crust is golden.

Makes two 9-inch meat pies.

Make ahead

Is there any point in making just one meat pie? Not really. They freeze beautifully; whether pre-cooked or frozen with raw pastry dough, which ensures that you can get a hot, filling meal during the busy days ahead. Pies can be frozen directly after assembly, with the dough still raw. Wrap them well in plastic wrap and freeze.

To cook:

Remove pie from the freezer and unwrap.
Brush the top with a little beaten egg and place frozen meat pie in a preheated 375°F/190°C oven.
Bake until golden and heated through, about 50 minutes.

Pies can also be baked and cooled, then wrapped and frozen.

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