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[Recipe] Michel Roux Snr’s Lemon Tart

Posted on May 10, 2012 By admin

Serves 8

Prep 25 mins
Cook 1 hr plus chilling

Ingredients

Pastry (makes double)
500g plain flour , plus extra for dusting
140g icing sugar
250g unsalted butter , cubed
4 egg yolks

Filling
5 eggs
140g caster sugar
150ml double cream
juice 2-3 lemon (about 100ml/3.5fl oz)
and 2 tbsp lemon zest

Method

1. To make the pastry, mix the flour and icing sugar in a bowl. Rub the butter into the flour with your fingers until crumbly. Mix in the egg yolks. If the pastry is still too dry, add 1-2 tbsp water until it comes together. Roll into a ball and divide in half (freeze one half for another recipe). Flatten out the pastry with your hands, wrap the dough in cling film, then chill for at least 30 mins. While the pastry is chilling, make the filling. Beat all the ingredients, except for the zest, together. Sieve the mixture, then stir in the zest.

2. Roll out the pastry on a lightly floured surface to about the thickness of a £1 coin, then lift into a 23cm tart tin. Press down gently on the bottom and sides, then trim off any excess pastry. Stab a few holes in the bottom with a fork and put back in the fridge for 30 mins.

3. Heat oven to 160C/140C fan/gas 3. Line the tart with foil and fill with rice or dried beans. Bake for 10 mins, then remove the tart tin from the oven, discard the foil, and bake for another 20 mins until biscuity. When the pastry is ready, remove it from the oven, pour in the lemon mixture and bake again for 30-35 mins until just set. Leave to cool, then remove the tart from the tin and serve at room temperature or chilled.

Notes:

  • The quantity of pastry given is about double the amount that you’ll need because if I’m going to the effort of making my own pastry, I always make double and freeze half for next time. If you don’t want to freeze some, simply halve the pastry quantities.
  • To make this tart even more decadent, whip some whipping cream with icing sugar and a bit of lemon juice, then fold in a sheet of soaked leaf gelatine. Top generously and leave to set.
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[Recipe] Oven-baked calamari

Posted on May 10, 2012 By admin

Ingredients

Cooking spray
1 pound calamari, tubes and tentacles
1 1/2 cups panko bread crumbs
1/2 cup white tortilla chip pieces (2 inch pieces)
1 1/4 cups low-fat buttermilk
1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper

Method

Preheat oven to 200oC. Coat two large baking sheets with cooking spray.

Pat calamari dry with a paper towel. Cut tubes crosswise into 1/2-inch thick rings (do not cut tentacles). Set aside.

Combine panko and tortilla chips in a food processor and process until finely ground. Transfer mixture to a bowl.

In a separate bowl, whisk together buttermilk, 2 tablespoons of the flour and black pepper. Place remaining 1/2 cup of flour in a large freezer bag.

Add calamari rings and tentacles to the bag with the flour and shake to coat. Working in batches, dip the flour-coated calamari into buttermilk mixture and then into panko mixture. Arrange calamari, in a single layer, on prepared baking sheets. Spray the surface with cooking spray.

Bake 15-20 minutes, until calamari is tender and coating is crisp and golden brown.

Serves 4

Serve with lemon wedges and warm tomato sauce/salsa on the side for dunking.

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Thank you 4chan

Posted on May 10, 2012January 29, 2020 By admin
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To boldly get off where no man has gotten off before

Posted on May 9, 2012April 27, 2016 By admin
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A sad, but true, reflection on life

Posted on May 6, 2012May 6, 2012 By admin

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It’s a small reminder to stop and enjoy life once in a while.

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Baseless smear campaign my ass!

Posted on May 6, 2012 By admin

From Slashdot:

Canada’s election fraud scandal continues to unfold. Elections Canada just matched the IP address used to set up thousands of voter suppression robocalls to one used by a Conservative Party operative, and a comparison of call records found a perfect match between the illegal calls, and records of non-supporters in the Conservative Party’s CIMS voter tracking database, as well as evidence access logs may have been tampered with. Meanwhile, legal challenges to election results are underway in seven ridings, and an online petition calling for an independent public inquiry into the crisis has amassed over 44,000 signatures. The Conservative Party still maintains their innocence, calling it a baseless smear campaign.

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Made me giggle

Posted on May 1, 2012 By admin

Original from Wapsi Square

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[Recipe] How to make infused vodka

Posted on April 27, 2012 By admin

Infused spirits are a great way to get flavor without bulk. The substance that gives herbs and spices their flavor is referred to as the “essential oil,” an apt term that reflects the similarity of these flavorful substances to fats. Like fats, essential oils don’t dissolve readily in water so the most flavorful infusions can be made in fat—or its more drinkable molecular relative, alcohol.

Some of those compounds that produce a plant’s characteristic flavor are agents of chemical defense that have repellent or disruptive effects on attackers and, unless contained, can foul up the inner workings of the plant itself. For this reason, many of the prized aromatic compounds are isolated in special storage cells. That’s why herbs and citrus peels release a burst of aroma when you crush them between your fingers: You’re breaking open said storage cells. To maximize flavor in vodka infusions, run the ingredients through the blender briefly to release flavorful and aromatic compounds from their freshly broken storage cells.

Vodka has very little flavor of its own, so it makes a great neutral solvent. I like to infuse it with citrus peels left over from juicing or end-of-summer garden herbs, but the possibilities are endless. Raid your fridge, cupboards and spice racks for inspiration. Mix and match with simple syrup, sparkling water, juices, and fancy garnishes for easier-than-they-seem party cocktails.

Step 1 PROCURE FRUIT

Citrus-infused vodkas are simple, classic, and easily put together from fruit peels left over from eating or juicing. I try to buy organic produce to minimize the possibility of pesticide residue in my cocktails.

Step 2 WASH IT

When using citrus peels, I wash them thoroughly because I’ve seen my share of mangy toddlers in the produce aisle with their sticky mitts all over the fruit.

Step 3 PEEL IT

Using a sharp vegetable peeler is the easiest way to separate the flavorful yellow zest from the bitter white pith.

Step 4 WEIGH IT

5% by weight is enough citrus peel or herb to infuse plenty of flavor. A 750 ml bottle of vodka weighs 690 to 700 grams, so if you want to infuse the whole bottle, use 35 grams of zest. For rogue cooks or those without kitchen scales, one very large lemon, one small orange, or half a grapefruit will yield 35 grams of zest.

Step 5 BLANCH IT

Blanch the strips of zest in boiling water for 30 seconds to tame bitterness.

Step 6 ADD ZESTS

Pour the zests in a strainer over a sink and shake off remaining water. If you’re using herbs in your infusion, in this step you’ll want to dry them more thoroughly to avoid diluting the vodka. Rinse the blanched herbs quickly in cold water, then carefully wring them out.

Step 7 ADD VODKA

Put the zest in the blender. Add the vodka. Save the bottle for storing the finished infusion.

Step 8 BLEND IT

Blend. This increases the surface area of the lemon zest, exposing more of it to the vodka, and busts open the cells in which the essential oils are stored—yielding a stronger infusion in less time. Follow the same procedure for herbs. There’s no need to liquefy the mixture; just blend for 20-30 seconds to break the zest into small pieces.

Step 9 POUR IT

Pour the vodka and zest into a wide-mouthed jar. If some bits of zest are stuck under the blade, pour a small amount of vodka back into the pitcher, swirl it, and pour it quickly back into the jar.

Step 10 STORE IT

Screw on the lid and stash the jar someplace dark for four days or so. Herbs should be strained on the fourth day; I noticed that they picked up off flavors if left in longer. Citrus peel was less finicky and had sufficient flavor and bright color after four days.

Step 11 POUR IT

When it’s time to strain, set a funnel inside the vodka bottle and line it with a coffee filter. Pour the vodka into the funnel slowly, being careful that it doesn’t breach the filter.

Step 12 FILTER IT

The coffee filter will catch solid bits as the bottle collects the crystal-clear infusion.

Step 13 MIX AND DRINK

Unlike commercially infused vodka, homemade infusions naturally pick up color from the fruit. Mix up some lemon peel-infused vodka with simple syrup and sparkling water for an easy “Limoncello” soda.

Original Link and pictures: http://www.americastestkitchenfeed.com/do-it-yourself/2011/06/how-to-make-infused-vodka/

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Random act of kindness

Posted on April 27, 2012 By admin

Wow… just… wow.

One of my colleagues, who regularly takes the work shuttle bus with Bean and I, has a small torch that Bean likes to play with on the bus. Bean loves it, and is very good in giving it back to him before he leaves the bus to catch the train in Great Chesterford. I emailed him this morning to ask for the make and model so that I could buy one for Bean (to keep the evil robots and spiders out of his room at night), as it seems rugged enough to survive a toddler’s version of love and attention.

His reply:

Hey, there’s one in your pigeon hole ;)

When asked if he was sure about it, he replied:

Of course – I have kids of my own, and torches are a very very important part of growing up!

So… wow.

Sometimes, people rock!

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Tsumommy, the unstoppable force of nature

Posted on April 26, 2012 By admin

tsumommy, I like that word :)

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