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News from the stupid

Posted on August 1, 2006 By admin 2 Comments on News from the stupid

In our latest installment of NFTS, we bring you:

Self-timing egg
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=17948&in_page_id=2

Throughout history, boiling an egg has been one of the toughest domesticated tasks to master. But now scientists have developed a foolproof way of getting the perfect result every time. The answer was to produce a dye which changes its appearance when the egg reaches a certain temperature. Supermarkets will sell eggs carrying small clear plastic stickers which, when boiled properly, will reveal a black Lion Quality logo. Customers will have the choice of buying the eggs in boxes with soft, medium or hard boiling stickers to suit their taste.

Americans too fat for Xrays and MRIs
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/07/26/obesity.xrays.reut/index.html

According to radiologists, more and more american obese people are unable to get full medical care because they are either too big to fit into scanners, or their fat is too dense for X-rays or sound waves to penetrate. Scanning machines with larger-bore openings are in demand, a reflection of increasing obesity in America, where 64% of the population is overweight or obese.


Edit: This has to be added, because no NFTS entry should be without a goofy religion post.

Natural Earth Museum, Bible-style
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110AP_Creation_Museum.html

Like most natural history museums, this one has exhibits showing dinosaurs roaming the Earth. Except here, the giant reptiles share the forest with Adam and Eve. That, of course, is contradicted by science, but that's the point of the $25 million Creation Museum rising fast in rural Kentucky. Its inspiration is the Bible – the literal interpretation that contends God created the heavens and the Earth and everything in them just a few thousand years ago.

“If the Bible is the word of God, and its history really is true, that's our presupposition or axiom, and we are starting there,” museum founder Ken Ham said during recent tour of the sleek and modern facility, which is due to open next year. […] John Morris, president of the Institute for Creation Research in San Diego, an organization that promotes creationism, said the museum will affirm the doubts many people have about science, namely the notion that man evolved from lower forms of life.

“Americans just aren't gullible enough to believe that they came from a fish,” he said.

Emphasis mine on that last quote, which is priceless and has just made my day.

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I hate desjardins

Posted on July 31, 2006 By admin 2 Comments on I hate desjardins

With every fiber in my body, I hate the Caisse Populaire Desjardins.

If and when I return to canada, i can guarantee that I will do my best to never, ever, EVER have to deal with those bastards again.

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I clean up well when I want to

Posted on July 31, 2006 By admin 6 Comments on I clean up well when I want to

I went to get measured for my suit for the wedding this weekend:

I wanted to take a few pictures to show my best man what he'd be wearing. I keep threatening people with kilts (and if I had a shred of scottish blood in me, even a teensy bit, I'd do it, but alas I'm french canadian as far as the eye can see…), but I settled for a classic cut morning suit.

 

I'm going to be wearing a red waistcoat with an ivory cravate and Michel is going to be wearing an ivory waistcoat with a burgundy cravate. We're both going to have white rose bouttonnieres. The shirt lapels are going to be a bit different from the ones in the picture (they didn't have one with the collar style I want in my size when I went to get fitted), but it's going to kick ass.

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My cat is not the brightest bulb in the pack

Posted on July 31, 2006 By admin

Cats might not be the brightest pets in the world, I'll admit. Mine, frankly, is dumb, even for a cat. But I love him. Even when he jumps on my face at 4am.

I'll be putting up more pictures and videos shortly.

BTW, in case you're wondering, he climbed up the laundry drying rack that we have in the kitchen to play with a cat toy he's rapidly destroying.

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What? You mean Garfield is finally evolving?

Posted on July 28, 2006 By admin 1 Comment on What? You mean Garfield is finally evolving?

After years and years of the same old drivel, you mean there's finally going to be a new storyline in Garfield?

£5 says that it'll all just be some sort of dream sequence or something as inane…. Still, the possibility of finally moving forward after years of staleness is a good thing.

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That didn't really go according to plan

Posted on July 26, 2006 By admin 4 Comments on That didn't really go according to plan

You might remember that a few days ago, I wrote about having put up muslin drapes in our bedroom window to let the breeze in but keep the cat out.

We woke up this morning with the pussycat sitting outside, on the rather narrow window ledge, looking quite happy with himself.

Yeah.

On to plan B, it would seem.

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Flight details

Posted on July 26, 2006 By admin 4 Comments on Flight details

We've finally made the plans for our trip to Canadia:

Departing Gatwick, on Thursday 05 Oct 06 (14:15) arriving at Ottawa (16:40)
Departing Ottawa, on Saturday 21 Oct 06 (19:30) arriving at Gatwick (07:10+1)

In a word, part-ay!

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More cuteness than you can stand!

Posted on July 25, 2006 By admin 2 Comments on More cuteness than you can stand!

More kitty pictures are up:

http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/tolstoy/25_07_2006/index.html

  

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Pictures, as promised

Posted on July 24, 2006 By admin 9 Comments on Pictures, as promised

The first batch is up now:

http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/tolstoy/24_07_2006/

He's actually 3 months old today :)

   

I woke up at 2am this morning to go for a wee and about 5 minutes after I was in bed, I felt something floomph on my feet. After a bit of maneuvering to get comfy, I went back to sleep with the pussycat at the foot of the bed, leaning on the end of my body pillow. I think I might have kicked him at some point during the night, but he seemed fine this morning so no harm done :)

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weekend update, or, WE HAVE OUR PUSSYCAT!

Posted on July 24, 2006 By admin 1 Comment on weekend update, or, WE HAVE OUR PUSSYCAT!

Katy and I drove up to Leicester on friday night after work. What is normally a 1.5h drive ended up taking twice as long because we got stuck in traffic. With the heat, crazy drivers and Katy being peed on by a gas pump, it was a loooooong drive under less-than-stellar conditions. We eventually got there in the end and had a quiet evening.

The following day, momentous things happened as:
– we finally paid off the last of the wedding rings, so we now have them (we had interest-free credit on them so we paid them over a few months)
– the cat breeder delivered Tolstoy in the afternoon
– we drove back to Cambridge in the deluge-oh-noes-the-sky-is-falling rain shower from hell.

We spent a nice weekend with the pussycat. I have tons of pictures which I will be posting tomorrow from work. He's going to be trouble that one. On the positive side, he's laid back as hell and hasn't really been fussed about moving to a new house with no cats (compared to the 12 or so he was living with at the breeder's house). He purrs constantly and has been playing most of the weekend – when he's not sleeping, that is. He's already used to climbing in bed and running all over us and has no problems going up or down the stairs.

On the negative side, we have a fussy eater on our hands. Having said that, the breeder was feeding him on a diet of 3 types of dry kibble, moist cat food in pouches, supplemented with strips of cooked chicken and sardines. You would not believe the stench of his crap. It made my eyes water the first time he used his litter tray. Because of this though, he completely ignored the dry kibbles we laid out for him yesterday and today. He'd lick them, but that was about it. He didn't really make a fuss about food, so we thought he wasn't really hungry because it's been so hot this weekend but that was rapidly disproved when he climbed up me and jumped in my plate to try and steal some of the ham I'd made for dinner. Like I said, he's going to be trouble that one.

We ignored his multiplle cries to have some ham (it would have been too salty for him anyway) and mashed some of his kibble with some hot water. In the end, it proved to be the trick and he polished off the plate. We're going to try and get him introduced to just eating kibble over the next few days. It's not like it's cheap stuff – on the contrary it's quite a good brand of kitten food – but given his diet history, it's not really surprising.

We're going to take him to the vet tomorrow night for a new kitten check up, but things should be pretty straightforward. He's eating, drinking lots and playing like a kitten should, so it's all good.

I spent a few hours today rigging up some screens and muslin curtains for a few of the windows of the apartment. That way, we can finally leave the windows open and get some air without having the complete insect population of East Anglia sharing our house (and also, without fearing that the cat will take a header out an open window – which Katy's cat has been known to do in her younger days).

I also did something that I've been wanting to do for the longest time, which is to replace our craptacular USB ADSL modem with something that doesn't need to connect every time we boot the laptop (and fail half the time). It took the whole of 5 minutes to install and already seems to be working better than the old POS modem.

All in all, a very good weekend.

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