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Posted on February 8, 2018 By admin

You know you’re in a painful phone call, and you know you work with brilliant people, when a colleague leaves the meeting and brings you back a beer (*).

Some people have the amazing talent of taking a one-sentence statement and talking about it for 10 minutes – without actually saying anything constructive. Impressive.

(*) which, obviously, remained unopened and untouched, because it would be wrong to drink at work.

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Sledding…. sort of.

Posted on February 5, 2018 By admin

Bean tried out his new (-ish) sled. Kind of. He doesn’t like going fast.

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[recipe] soft pretzels

Posted on February 5, 2018 By admin

Makes 10 – 14

450g strong white flour, sifted
150gr strong brown flour, sifted
1 packet fast acting yeast
2 tbsp soft light brown sugar
1 tsp salt
1 tbsp vegetable oil
375ml warm water

For the bicarb solution:
75gr bicarbonate of soda
1 litre of water

Mix the two flours, salt, sugar and yeast in a large bowl. Make a well in the center of the dry mix. Mix the oil into the water in a measuring jug, and add in the well. Mix well to form a ball of dough. Add more water or flour where necessary to ensure it’s not too dry or sticky. Knead for 10 minutes, place the dough in an oiled bowl and allow to rise to double, about 2 hours.

Preheat the oven to 230 degrees Celcius. Punch back the dough and knead on a lightly floured surface and then divide it into 10 – 14 balls, each weighing about 100gr. Line a baking tray with parchment. Roll each ball into a sausage shape the thickness of a pencil and then roll it into a pretzel shape. Allow to rise for a further 20 minutes.

Bring the water to the boil in a saucepan and dissolve the bicarb in it. Leave it on a simmer and add each pretzel, no more than 3 at a time, to poach for 30 seconds each side. Remove and place on the baking trays. Sprinkle with rock salt, poppy seeds or sesame seeds and bake for 8 – 10 minutes, cooling them on wire racks. Alternatively, bake them plain and then brush with butter melted with sugar, honey and cinnamon.

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Swiss DMV

Posted on February 2, 2018 By admin

Need to update some paperwork. Go to DMV. Wait 5 minutes. Your supporting evidence is out of date. Call this number, they’ll sort it out. Call. Click. Done. It’s in the wrong name. Fill in this form. Scribble. Done. I need your residency permit. Crap, it’s at home. Drive. Search. Find. Drive. Wait 5 minutes. The code on the supporting evidence is wrong for the form you filled in. Call this number, they’ll sort it out. Call. Click. Done. Tap, tap, tap, computer says yes. You’ll get a 45 chf bill in the post. Have a nice day.

I don’t know if I’m impressed with the efficiency of the bureaucracy, or annoyed that we had to go to the all the rigmarole just to change one line on a sheet of paper.

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one

Posted on February 1, 2018February 5, 2018 By admin

So, a rabbit, a cat and a polar bear are sleeping on a couch…

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Serious professionals at work

Posted on January 31, 2018February 5, 2018 By admin

No, Roko is not being a unicorn. He bumped his head on the corner of a table and was putting a cold compress on it using alcohol-free beer (it has to have some use, after all). Safety first!

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Seriously, cat?

Posted on January 30, 2018January 31, 2018 By admin

Can you take up any more room on the bed? Am I in your way? As if that weren’t enough, I have the grumpy one on my body pillow. Oy.

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Traffic on the cat monorail

Posted on January 29, 2018 By admin

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Showshoe in the Vallée de Joux

Posted on January 29, 2018 By admin

Beautiful day on Sunday.

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The struggle is real

Posted on January 25, 2018 By admin

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