Very tired. Short night. Long day. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
I foresee unforeseen problems
Caterpillar Rescue Squad, Reassemble!
It is time to resurrect the Caterpillar Rescue Squad! Come Katy, the game’s afoot, muahahahahaha!
Unicorn armpit hair
As an evolution from dyed armpit hair, we now have the latest fashion trend for 2018. I can dig it.
Weather-appropriate Bean
Finally, he’s dressed in weather-appropriate clothing, and not just a windbreaker shell and a baseball cap!
I’m offended!
Browsing a website on your phone in 2018
Okay, I’ll accept cookies.
Yeah, okay, I’ll disable my adblocker.
No, I don’t want to sign up for your newsletter.
No, I don’t want to sign in with Facebook.
No, I don’t want push notifications.
No, I don’t want to bookmark your site.
No, don’t allow location services.
OMG why is my phone buzzing constantly.
Franticly mute sound for autoplay videos.
Close popup ad tab.
Read 3 paragraph article split over 15-page slideshow.
Close tab.
Close previously missed popunder ad tab.
How I’m feeling these mornings
Meds are changing. This is how I’m looking in the mornings. I can’t concentrate for crap these days.
Imagine your migraine is a cow, eating in a field
Now kill the cow.
We last saw the Blue Man Group in 2005 (!). The show still has most of the original material, but has been updated with amusing little bits. Ben had a blast watching it, but he was miffed he didn’t get to throw one of the giant balloons at the end.
Also, remember to not be electronically annoying, not to share state secrets and that drone piloting in the theater is strictly forbidden.
Caterpillar Rescue Squad Forever!!!
Katy and I assembled the caterpillar rescue squad when we were on honeymoon in Canada in 2006. Years later, it still lives on!