Our cats are fluffy balls of dumb, but we love them to bits.
This perfectly illustrates our cats
Peso the hamster is happily exploring Reenie’s backside. The cat is wholly unimpressed and unperturbed. This is, as Katy said, “Further proof of cats’ inability to actually cat”.
My snowflake is more precious than yours
Living dolls
Valeria Lukyanova is a Moldovan-Ukrainian model and entertainer, notable for her resemblance to a Barbie doll, with several sources describing her as, among other handles, a “real-life Barbie doll” and “human Barbie”.To enhance the effect Lukyanova uses makeup and contact lenses over her naturally green eyes. She has stated that she has had breast implants, but that the rest of her body is completely natural and slender due to daily gym workouts and a special liquid diet.
Anastasiya Shpagina, a 19-year-old Ukrainian woman, has brightly colored hair, pale skin and a doe-eyed stare that could be mistaken for an actual cartoon. The living anime character has even adopted a Japanese name – Fukkacumi. Shpagina, who is just 5ft2ins tall, is already reported to have slimmed down to just over six stone in her attempts to resemble a living anime character, and is said to spend 30 minutes painstakingly applying her dramatic make-up to each one of her eyes.
Plushie bondage porn
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A goooood night
Even Bobble agrees. That little owl can really toss ’em back you know…
Gin tasting
Should be an interesting night… If we remember it..
Edit: walking home at half past midnight. Gin tasting, success. Board game, success. Takeaway Chinese, success. Just pissed enough (so far). All in all, a great evening.
First day of spring AND full solar eclipse
The Friday solar eclipse took place on the March equinox, kicking off the spring season in the Northern Hemisphere and fall in the south. The next March equinox eclipse won’t happen for another 19 years. The eclipse also happened to occur during a supermoon (when the moon is closest to Earth in its orbit), but the moon was in its new phase and a large dark disk during the eclipse.
Or was that the moon?
I am such a nerd it scares me sometimes…
I am a nerd. I know this. I accept this. It makes me who I am and it helps pay the bills. The downside of being a nerd though, something that I’ve discovered is one of my failings, is that I sometimes get too self-absorbed in things like ‘how to fix problem at work’ or ‘new trend I need to read up online’ or ‘NEW BOOK!’ or ‘oooooooooh, shiny!!!!’. This often happens to the detriment of the people around me, who can get understandably upset at my lack of attention and focus. I admit it, I can have shit people skills. Again, I know this, accept it, and try to work at it.
So, using my nerdliness, I have bodged a solution that is equal parts brilliant, and stupid. I’ve used the Google Calendar API to poke events at random interval between 14 and 21 days to remind me to do nice things to people around me. Part of me realizes that it’s bad that I need such a reminder, but another part of me realizes that it needs a good kick in the ass once in a while :)
THE TAO OF DEATH
