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An early Christmas present

Posted on December 24, 2016May 11, 2020 By admin
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Santa could be barred from UK after Brexit

Posted on December 24, 2016November 22, 2016 By admin

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Changes to Britain’s immigration system after it leaves the European Union may stop Santa Claus from making his annual festive flying visit, it has emerged. Santa currently uses European freedom of movement rights to fly his sleigh from Lapland into British skies to conduct his annual delivery business.

However, with Britain leaving the EU, the jolly old man is likely to face the same immigration curbs as other Laplanders in future. Work permits are expected to be introduced, and legal experts warn that the tradition of parents providing a glass of sherry and a mince pie in return for Santa leaving presents by the fireplace constitutes an informal work arrangement – thereby making it impossible for the iconic figure to gain permission to enter the country without the correct paperwork.

Any attempt to make deliveries without permission from the immigration authorities could see Santa arrested, according to legal experts. UKIP leader Nigel Farage said, “This is just another example of a foreigner coming over here taking the job of a decent hardworking indigenous British national who could easily spend the night delivering presents instead.

“I’ll be delighted to see the end of it.”

Meanwhile, the Sun is investigating claims that hundreds of Laplanders are cheating immigration controls by masquerading as Santa in shopping centres across the country. It has published images it claims to be the real Santa supervising elves back in Lapland in the run up to Christmas while the fake Santas pose for photos with unsuspecting children.

Original story here

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A golden oldie

Posted on December 16, 2016 By admin
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Remember Die Hard and Argyle, the limo driver? Good times.

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Raclette!

Posted on December 15, 2016December 16, 2016 By admin

We had the 1st annual DNH raclette as our team Christmas lunch today.

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Guess which office is ours…

Posted on December 15, 2016October 16, 2019 By admin

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Annual awkward Santa picture

Posted on December 11, 2016December 11, 2016 By admin

Every year, the child goes all quiet and shy when he meets the big guy. 

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The things I do for my wifey

Posted on December 5, 2016 By admin

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Katy’s always wanted a wine advent calendar, so I helped her make one.

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Merry Swissmass 

Posted on December 4, 2016December 5, 2016 By admin

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Katy and I had some people over for drinks and nibbles. We had work friends, school friends and neighbours over for a little afternoon informal get together that included 2.5l of homemade mulled wine, 1.5l of mulled apple juice, Katy’s homemade mincemeat pies and tons of cheese, veg and dips. All totaled, we were 18 adults and 12 kids. Impressive for our flat. 

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If you’re offended someone is being nice to you

Posted on November 30, 2016November 29, 2016 By admin

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Then you’re the problem.

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Freddie, the stoner reindeer 

Posted on November 26, 2016November 27, 2016 By admin

Life was good for Freddie until the man caught him flying under the influence. His licence got revoked for 24 months and he’s now earning pocket money as a Christmas display.

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