That moment when you go to the loo and forget your phone…
This wasn’t a re-enactment. I remembered the phone next time I had to go.
The beaver is a proud and noble animal
Notes from a bemused canuck
Tigers can carry double their bodyweight, at about 540kg. The largest tigers can measure up to 3.5m from nose to tail and weigh close to 300kg and, despite their size, run at up to 40mph. A swipe of a tiger’s paw is powerful enough to smash a cow’s skull.
And yet, I want to kiss them and love them and squeeze them and hug them and call them George.
but it looks really, really fun!

Cookie Monster has a British cousin named Biscuit Monster. He appears in an episode of The Furchester Hotel, staying at the hotel on holiday, having heard his cousin was employed there. He resembles Cookie Monster in appearance (save for a fancy hat), speech patterns (referring to himself as “me”) and love for cookies (which he calls “biscuits”).