Tag: random shit
Katy and the pigeon
Rule #1 for online communication
This is what I come home to
Despondent camel
Disapproving Lexus disapproves
Full on bitch mode
Me: why are girls wearing designer jeans that are pre-ripped at the knee?
Katy: I don’t know, maybe they’re doing a lot of manual labour on their hands and knees?
Me: the only thing they do on their knees doesn’t involve their hands…
Me: see that girl?
Katy: what about her?
Me: she looks like she took my mom’s bathroom curtains, dyed them purple and wrapped them around her ass.










