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Terrifying 5-word stories

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  • Your browser history made public.
  • Living alone, toilet was warm.
  • We lost internet access. Forever.
  • Hard drive failed, no backups.
  • On heavy medication, sleep deprived.
  • Wrong clip uploaded to Facebook.
  • Alone in bed. Blanket shifts.
  • Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Strangers again.
  • Wife screams, at her funeral.
  • Wake. Work. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.
  • Last person alive hears knocking.
  • Her heart stopped. She didn’t.
  • That door was just closed.
  • Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Monday.
  • Just saw my reflection blink.
  • It enjoys watching you sleep.
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Movies that change completely when you add an extra letter

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‘Sup
Americal History XL
Backs to the Future
Bi,Robot
Citizen Kanye
Diet Hard
Dude, Where’s my Czar
Ex-Men
Finding Nemoy
Harry Pottery
I love you, Mane
Irony Man
Krill Bill
Look Who’s Stalking
Mrs. & Mrs. Smith
Nightmare on Elmo Street
Shaving Private Ryan
Sitar Wars
The 400-Year Old Virgin
The Da Vinci Chode
The Dark Knight Rinses
The Green Smile
The Hoarse Whisperer
The Humane Centipede
The Men Who Stare at Goatse
The Scat in the Hat
The Thingy
World War Oz

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