War is when
your government
tells you who the enemy is.
Revolution is when
you figure it out
for yourself.
Tag: random shit
You’ll never be as cool…
2-line horror stories
Making fun of David Cameron’s selfie
Flour-Egg-Milk Venn Diagram

Short, sweet, direct.
Female logic
Thunderstruck on the cello, of course it is.
2Cellos is a Croatian cello duo, consisting of Luka Sulic and Stjepan Hauser. Signed to Sony Masterworks since 12 April 2011, the two were discovered after uploading a music video of their cello-only cover of Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal” to YouTube. The video, originally posted on 20 January 2011, features Sulic and Hauser facing off alone in a large white room, playing Jackson’s tune.In fact, before they became partners, the two cellists were sometimes considered rivals, competing against each other in music contests.
Released in 2011,their debut eponymous album, includes covers of songs by U2, Guns N’ Roses, Nine Inch Nails, Sting, Coldplay, Nirvana, Muse, and Kings of Leon. Their second studio album, entitled In2ition, came out early 2013, and features new twists on a diverse range of classic tracks with a few surprise vocal and instrumental duet partners including Elton John, Lang Lang, Naya Rivera, Steve Vai, Sky Ferreira and Zucchero. The album was produced by the legendary Bob Ezrin . Other tracks include covers of AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” featuring Vai, Coldplay’s “Clocks” featuring Lang Lang, Muse’s “Supermassive Black Hole” featuring Rivera, an Italian version of “The Book of Love” by The Magnetic Fields entitled “Il Libro Dell’Amore” featuring Zucchero, Karl Jenkins’ “Benedictus”, and “Oh Well” featuring Sir Elton.
Animal in NY
If you leave aside the fact that The Muppets are shilling for the world’s crappiest brand of tea, this TV commercial in which everyone in New York gets replaced by Animal from the Muppets is absolutely brilliant. Because the truth is, my friends, that everyone eventually turns into Animal in this city.
“Out of my way!” “Take trash!” “Costumah!” “Tip me!” “OK pig!” “Downtown!” “Uptown!” “Midtown!” “RUN” Yep. New York it is…






