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Posted on August 22, 2013 By admin

peppers

This picture is of a mirrored bell pepper. Get your filthy minds out of the gutter :) The original photographer, Stu Sporn, once got kicked off of Facebook because this picture was deemed to break the TOS :)

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Driving me nuts :(

Posted on August 16, 2013 By admin

I have a TV/movie quote in my head that I can’t place and it’s been driving me nuts for days.

It’s about two guys being pissy with each other:

G1: I don’t like your attitude
G2 (sounding slightly drunk): yeah? well I don’t like your hair

Please, please, internet, tell me where this is from.

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I need a t-shirt of this

Posted on August 15, 2013August 15, 2013 By admin

peaceful

Alternative version:

peaceful2

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More naked sushi

Posted on August 14, 2013 By admin

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Say it with chemicals

Posted on August 7, 2013August 7, 2013 By admin

chemcards

Cards available on Etsy

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Daylight come and me want…

Posted on August 2, 2013 By admin

dayo

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Chemistry puns, oh my.

Posted on July 15, 2013 By admin

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The random shit I find when I clean up the hard drive

Posted on June 17, 2013 By admin

I’m cleaning out the old HD and I came across this gem. Sara, Jules & Anna, this one’s for you :)

lesbians-are-evil

“We live in a time when our brothers have been so put down, can’t get a job, lot of the sisters making more money than brothers. And it’s creating problems in families. That’s one of the reasons our families’ breaking up. And that’s one of the reasons many of our women are becoming lesbians. You got to be careful when you say you don’t need no man. I can make it by myself. Well, if you don’t need a man, what’s left?

Lesbianism is about to take over our community. I’m talking about young girls. My son in high school last year, trying to go to the prom, he said, ‘Dad, I ain’t got nobody to take to the prom because all the girls in my class are gay. There ain’t but two of them straight and both of them are ugly. I ain’t got nobody to take to the prom.

Now, can I talk here? I ain’t homophobic, because everybody in here got something wrong with him. Whoever you point at, you can point at your own self. You got something wrong with your life. But when you get down to this thing, women falling down on another woman, strapping yourself up with something, it ain’t real. That thing ain’t got no feeling in it. It ain’t natural. Any time somebody got to slap some grease on your behind, and stick something in you, it’s something wrong with that. Your butt ain’t made for that. [Audience shouts and yells its approval in the background.] You got blood vessels and membranes in your behind. And if you put something unnatural in there, it breaks them all up. No wonder your behind is bleeding. It’s destroying us. Can’t make no connection with a screw and another screw.”

Willie F. Wilson, Union Temple Baptist Church

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Dubstep bird

Posted on May 28, 2013December 6, 2018 By admin
https://www.flubu.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/unexpected-tweet.flv

And the full commercial:

https://www.flubu.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/First_Direct-Platypus.mp4

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Things you never thought you’d say out loud…

Posted on May 26, 2013 By admin

Poley, you’re a gun dog for Christ’s sake. Stop eating flowers and go after the pigeons!

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