This picture is of a mirrored bell pepper. Get your filthy minds out of the gutter :) The original photographer, Stu Sporn, once got kicked off of Facebook because this picture was deemed to break the TOS :)
Tag: random shit
Driving me nuts :(
I have a TV/movie quote in my head that I can’t place and it’s been driving me nuts for days.
It’s about two guys being pissy with each other:
G1: I don’t like your attitude
G2 (sounding slightly drunk): yeah? well I don’t like your hair
Please, please, internet, tell me where this is from.
I need a t-shirt of this
More naked sushi
Say it with chemicals
Cards available on Etsy
Daylight come and me want…

Chemistry puns, oh my.
The random shit I find when I clean up the hard drive
I’m cleaning out the old HD and I came across this gem. Sara, Jules & Anna, this one’s for you :)
“We live in a time when our brothers have been so put down, can’t get a job, lot of the sisters making more money than brothers. And it’s creating problems in families. That’s one of the reasons our families’ breaking up. And that’s one of the reasons many of our women are becoming lesbians. You got to be careful when you say you don’t need no man. I can make it by myself. Well, if you don’t need a man, what’s left?
Lesbianism is about to take over our community. I’m talking about young girls. My son in high school last year, trying to go to the prom, he said, ‘Dad, I ain’t got nobody to take to the prom because all the girls in my class are gay. There ain’t but two of them straight and both of them are ugly. I ain’t got nobody to take to the prom.
Now, can I talk here? I ain’t homophobic, because everybody in here got something wrong with him. Whoever you point at, you can point at your own self. You got something wrong with your life. But when you get down to this thing, women falling down on another woman, strapping yourself up with something, it ain’t real. That thing ain’t got no feeling in it. It ain’t natural. Any time somebody got to slap some grease on your behind, and stick something in you, it’s something wrong with that. Your butt ain’t made for that. [Audience shouts and yells its approval in the background.] You got blood vessels and membranes in your behind. And if you put something unnatural in there, it breaks them all up. No wonder your behind is bleeding. It’s destroying us. Can’t make no connection with a screw and another screw.”
Willie F. Wilson, Union Temple Baptist Church
Dubstep bird
And the full commercial:
Things you never thought you’d say out loud…
Poley, you’re a gun dog for Christ’s sake. Stop eating flowers and go after the pigeons!





