Once you’ve seen a dog fighting a lobster with a spoon, there’s not much else to see.
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Tag: random shit
Yet another thing you never thought you’d actually say out loud
Last night, at 2am: “sweetie, I think I just peed on the cat, but it’s okay, it was just a little bit.”
Ballet dancers in everyday situations
Remember that episode when the TNG went back in time and took over the TOS Enterprise?
Sex in advertising
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost cover Daft Punk – Get Lucky
ZOMG Science!
One of the scientists at work sent this around this morning. Brilliant :)
My job title
I was just asked what my job title was. I was hesitating between a few (*) but in the end, I went with Senior Software Simian.
(*)
Senior Software Therapist
Well-Seasoned Pretender of Doing Hard Work
Corrector Of Wrong People On The Internet
Senior Professional Emailer
I still like the one that my boss uses “Pan-Galactic Overlord of Everything Digital” though. That has a nice touch of class.
This is why George Takei rocks
Google autocomplete questions
Google autocomplete results have always been a font of joy; nowhere else is humanity’s curiosity and stupidity celebrated in such equal measure. But when you really start to comb through what it has to offer—as xkcd does today—it goes from amusing to disturbing and back again way quicker than you’d think.
Why are Americans afraid of dragons?
Why are wrestlers always wet?
Why do testicles move?
Why is there kicking in my stomach?
Yay, Google :)