Tag: random shit
No more!!!
I bought 4 new smoke detectors, with guaranteed 10-year lithium batteries, yaaay!
Tard the grumpy cat
This one is full of win on so many levels :-)
You may live in Canada
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
You may live in Canada .
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, You may live in Canada ..
If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada .
Comment if you have any more :)
Daddy! Daddy! I found your snake?
Hehe, Henry the snake is still around. That thing is older than the Bean.
Meanwhile, in Canada…
+15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Canadians are sunbathing.
+10 °C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Canadians plant flowers.
+5 °C, Italian cars won’t start. Canadians drive with convertibles.
0 °C, Pure water freezes. Water in St-Laurent river thickens a bit.
−5 °C, First people are found frozen in California. Canadian midsummer festival ends.
−10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Canadians start to use long-sleeve shirts.
−20 °C, Swedes stay indoors. Canadians are having last BBQ before winter.
−30 °C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Canadians start to dry their laundry indoors.
−50 °C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Canadian army starts it’s winter training.
−70 °C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Canadians are furious because booze can’t be stored outdoors anymore.
−273 °C, Absolute zero. Canadians admit that it is quite cold outside.
−300 °C, Hell freezes over. Canada wins the football World Cup.
(this was sent to me by a work colleague)
La Linea
La Linea (“The Line”) is an Italian animated series created by the Italian cartoonist Osvaldo Cavandoli. The series consists of 90 episodes, each about 2–3 minutes long and were originally broadcast between 1971 and 1986. Over the years the series aired in more than 40 countries around the world.
The cartoon features a man (known as “Mr. Linea”) drawn as a single outline around his silhouette, walking on an infinite line of which he is a part. The character encounters obstacles and often turns to the cartoonist, represented as a live-action hand holding a white grease pencil, to draw him a solution, with various degrees of success. One recurring obstacle was an abrupt end of the line. The character would often almost fall off the edge into oblivion and get angry with the cartoonist and complain about it. He was voiced by Carlo Bonomi in a mock version of Milanese that resembled gibberish as much as possible, giving the cartoon the possibility to be easily exported without dubbing.
Comic page update!
I’ve fixed a bug in my generated comic page and added some new feeds:
This is sooooo me
I need to get this made into a t-shirt!
Friday funnies
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