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A good dose of Britishness

Posted on April 3, 2009January 20, 2014 By admin

The Beeb was running an article this morning about how people were bombarding the Imperial War Museum about information on how people coped with shortages and rationing during the war in case there’s the Great Depression, part deux.

Keep Calm

Katy said, as a quote of the day, that she liked WWII propaganda posters because they were cheery and colourful. I like them because they’re sensible, down to earth and are a proper example of the British stiff upper lip mentality.

tea

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Because I know these things…

Posted on March 1, 2009March 8, 2009 By admin 1 Comment on Because I know these things…

I know that the PM lives in Downing Street and that Scottish bank notes can be used anywhere in the UK. I know that you can get a national insurance number at a JobCenter Plus and at a social security office. I know that kids in England must attend school between the ages of 5 and 16, generally work in a supermarket or a newsagent as their first job and that women make on average 20% less than men. I can tell you that about 80% of the total population of the UK lives in England, that its patron saint is St-George and that the UK is one of 5 permanent members of the UN security council. I can enlighten you on the fact that 10% of UK Christians are Roman Catholic and that Indians make up the largest minority group. I know that the reigning monarch can only advise, warn and encourage the PM and that civil servants need to be politically neutral and professional. Did you know that you need to be on the electoral register if you want to vote and that you can use a mediation service to sort out disputes with your neighbours? How about the fact that the NHS will treat every UK resident for free but if multiple people are living in shared accommodations, they each need to buy a TV license? I can tell you that you can be dismissed immediately for serious misconduct and that trade unions aim to improve pay and working conditions for their members. I can also tell you that you need to be 21 to drive an HGV, that you can be arrested if you refuse to have a roadside sobriety test and that a non-EU driving license is valid for 12 months in the UK (but then you need to obtain a UK one).

I can tell you all these things because I passed my life in the UK test last Friday. I can also tell you that it took me longer to write this blog post than it did to actually pass the damn test (which took the whole of 3 minutes).

My citizenship paperwork is now on its way to London where my solicitor will look it over and forward it to the Home Office. In the meantime, we had a bonfire last night and to mark the occasion, I ceremonially burned the study materials that had bored me senseless for the past two weeks. This made me happy.

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It seems that it wan’t meant to be.

Posted on February 20, 2009 By admin

I had my stupid Life in the UK exam scheduled for this afternoon. I’ve been stressing about it for the last week and was very much looking forward to getting it done and over with. I’d taken the whole day off so that I could go over my notes in the morning and then take the test.

So, after finally finding out where I had to go and getting there, I am informed that people in the session just before mine are running late. We’re also told that we have incentive to pass the test today because the testing center will not be administering those tests anymore because, to put it bluntly, the money isn’t worth the effort and aggro. They’re the only testing center in Cambridge, and the nearest one after that is either Norwich or Peterborough. They only do one weekly session – Friday afternoons – and they’re booked solid for the last session.

So, we wait. And we wait. 20 minutes later, they finally start registering us for the tests. Just as we’re about to start the test, the power goes bye-bye and all the computers shut down. Turns out that the whole block has suddenly gone dark – they blame the road works. To make a very long and frustrating story short, we waited in a dark office from 2:45 to 3:45 and then they canceled the session. They held off as much as they could, but in the end they had to throw in the towel. The testing system is linked to a central Home Office server and the system locks everybody out at 5pm. We were given 2 choices: get a refund for the test or come back next Friday morning when they’re going to hold a session for those of us who can come back.

So, joy. I’m going to keep going over this shit for another week. This does not make me happy.

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Peeeectures!

Posted on February 19, 2009February 19, 2009 By admin 3 Comments on Peeeectures!

It’s been a while since I’ve had time to download the pictures that have accumulated on my camera. A lot have been posted online in two albums:

http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/ben
http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/hinxton

Here’s a preview of some of the pics:

Mr. BenBen

Snow brings the UK to a grinding halt …

…followed two weeks later by floods

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Life in the UK

Posted on February 18, 2009 By admin

I’ve been studying the material for my life in the UK exam, which is this coming Friday. The stuff I need to know is, to put it mildly, brain numbing. I’m almost done with the first-pass of the chapters I need to study and have most of them condensed in hand-written notes (a carry-over from my university days). I’ll have all of tomorrow and most of Friday to review it. I’m a bit anxious, to be honest. I’ve heard that 1/3 people fail the test. I can take it as many times as I need to, but I don’t want to have to spend more time thinking about it and I have to pay £35 a pop to take the test. I also need to wait a week before a re-test and I don’t want to deal with that shit any longer than I need to. I guess that part of my anxiety is just remnants of my university exam panic attack moments surfacing from the deep. I just want it done and over with.

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All this faffing around is driving me mental

Posted on February 9, 2009 By admin

Lots of important things are in the works, but it seems that we’re in a hurry-up-and-wait phase for all of them.

We’re still waiting for confirmation that the mortgage under-writers will lend us the money but, seeing that nobody can deal with 6 inches of snow, there is no staff at their head office so our application in festering in somebody’s in tray. We should, fingers crossed, have news tomorrow or Wednesday. We don’t want to let loose the solicitors until we know for certain that we’ll get the money – it’s not worth throwing money out the window if we can’t get the loan.

I’m in the process of filling out my Application for naturalisation as a British citizen forms, but I need to get two references to say that I’m who I say I am and not some crazed lunatic. One of them is away today and I’ll need to get my GP for the other – which will cost me 30 pounds and take two weeks (if he doesn’t lose the forms this time). I also need to study the most mind-numbingly boring facts about the UK so I can take the Life in the UK test, but I can’t do that until Friday next week.

So, we wait.

But I’m tearing out what little hair I have left and all my nails are a bloody mess.

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Damn you Conservatives, damn you to heck!!!

Posted on February 5, 2009 By admin 1 Comment on Damn you Conservatives, damn you to heck!!!

Expats fear for children’s fate under new rules

Changes to citizenship laws limit ability to pass Canadian status to those born outside Canada, critics say

OTTAWA — Expatriate Canadians say their children who have been born abroad are being denied the full rights of citizenship under rules that come into effect in April.

Canadians who give birth or adopt in another country will be able to pass along their citizenship to their children. But those foreign-born children of Canadians will not be able to bestow that same citizenship on their own children should they also decide to adopt or give birth outside Canada.

A spokesman for Immigration Minister Jason Kenney said the minister has heard from parents who fear that the new law will limit the options of their children adopted abroad. He is aware “of these concerns, and is seized of the matter,” Alykhan Velshi said. “Last week, he asked his officials to review this aspect of the legislation.”

But there do not seem to be similar plans to review the rules that will affect, retroactively, the many people born to Canadians working in foreign countries.

“Hundreds of thousands of Canadians will be affected by these rules. These people may be working or volunteering abroad temporarily,” Allan Nichols, the executive director of the Canadian Expat Association, said in an e-mail.

“My own children will be affected,” wrote Mr. Nichols, whose son and daughter were born outside of Nagoya, Japan, where he was working as a consolidator for a travel agency. “They were born abroad, but, of course, live in Canada. As bilingual (English-Japanese) children they hope to work in international trade in the future. Do I honestly need to tell them that if they have kids while working abroad, they will not be Canadian?”

The new regulations were released in December, after changes to the Citizenship Act were passed into law last spring. Exemptions have been extended for the children of Canadian diplomats and military personnel.

But those who have taken jobs overseas with multinational corporations, for instance, or have gone to another country to teach or work with aid groups, will be affected. Robin Pascoe of Vancouver, who advocates for the interests of Canadian expatriates, said the new regulations will affect Canada’s competitiveness in the global economy.

“There is a mobile Canadian work force. And it’s not a small number of people who are going to feel the long-term effects of this,” Ms. Pascoe said.

In introducing the changes to the Citizenship Act, the government was trying to prevent foreign-born nationals from coming to Canada, obtaining citizenship, then returning to their country of origin and passing along citizenship endlessly from generation to generation.

But federal officials acknowledge they did not contemplate all of the ramifications when they crafted the legislation.

Janet Dench, executive director of the Canadian Council for Refugees, said her group is concerned about people born Canadian citizens in another country – or adopted as Canadian citizens abroad – whose main or only meaningful tie to a country is to Canada.

The new rules, said Ms. Dench “leads to the risk of children of Canadian citizens being stateless.” Some countries do not automatically grant citizenship to children born within their borders.

Douglas Kellam, a spokesman for the Immigration Department, said that can’t happen because Canada has signed an international treaty that means it doesn’t have rules that could lead to statelessness.

“Potential stateless cases may be eligible to be sponsored in the family class for permanent residence,” Mr. Kellam said. “As soon as a minor child of a Canadian citizen becomes a permanent resident, the parent could immediately apply for a grant of citizenship on behalf of the child.”

A child born to a Canadian citizen who ends up stateless as a result of the new law could also apply for citizenship if they are under 23 and have resided in Canada for at least three of the four years immediately before they make that application.


CANADA’S RULES: SCENARIOS

A girl is adopted in China by Canadian parents and then raised in Canada. She returns to China as an adult and marries a Chinese man. She cannot pass along her Canadian citizenship to her children.

A boy is born in the United States to Canadian parents who teach at a university. He returns with his family to Canada, where he grows up. Like his parents, he also goes abroad to teach as an adult. He marries a woman who teaches at the same university in France. His children are not eligible for Canadian citizenship.

A girl is born to Canadian parents who have moved to Kuwait, where her mother works for a Canadian petroleum company. She is granted Canadian citizenship because her parents are Canadian. But Kuwait does not grant citizenship to children just because they are born in that country. When the girl grows up and has a child of her own in Kuwait, that baby is neither Canadian nor Kuwaiti.

THE WORLD’S RULES: OTHER STRATEGIES

Children born to Australians outside of Australia must be registered to become Australian citizens, but the granting of citizenship is basically automatic. The second generation of children born outside Australia can be registered as Australian only if one of their parents is Australian and has lived for a cumulative period of two years inside Australia.

Children born to British citizens while they are outside the United Kingdom will be considered British citizens by descent, but they cannot pass along their citizenship to their own children born abroad.

Children born to American parents abroad can become citizens if both parents are American and at least one of the parents lived in the United States before the birth. If only one parent is American, the citizenship can be passed to the children if that parent lived in the United States for five years before the birth and at least two of those years occurred after the parent turned 14.

So, in a nutshell, if Ben has kids outside of Canada, they won’t be Canadian. If he has kids in Canada, they’ll be Canadian and British, but *their* kids won’t be British unless they have them in the UK. Nice and simple, right?

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A bit of snow and the whole country goes tits up

Posted on February 2, 2009 By admin

So, ok. The worst snow fall for 18 years is still going on at the moment. Because of this:

– all public transport – buses and the tube – in London have been cancelled or have ground to a halt
– all train services in the south east are either delayed or cancelled
– Stansted, Luton, Gatwick, Heathrow, Birmingham, Manchester and London City airport are closed or so delayed as to be irrelevant
– the M25 became a giant parking lot around London
– Thousands of schools are closed. So are most public offices. Those that are open are mostly staffed by people who can walk into work.

From the BBC website: Up to 10cm (4in) of snow has already fallen in some parts of Greater London, with 6cm (2in) of snow reported at Heathrow Airport. The conditions led the Met Office to issue an extreme weather warning for London and the south east of England.

4 inches? This is what we call a flurry, people, nothing more.

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But it was only said as a joke!!!

Posted on October 9, 2008October 9, 2008 By admin

Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos, says chaplain

A Church of England clergyman has said that homosexuals should be tattooed with health warnings similar to those seen on cigarette packets.

The Rev Dr Peter Mullen, who is rector of St Michael’s Cornhill and St Sepulchre without Newgate in the City, said in an internet blog that homosexuality was “clearly unnatural, a perversion and corruption of natural instincts and affections, and because it is a cause of fatal disease”.

He wrote: “Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS.”

In the same blog, Mr Mullen called for all gay pride parades, which he branded “obscene”, to be outlawed. He also criticised the blessing of two gay priests at a “wedding” performed earlier this year in a City of London church.

The Bishop of London, the Rt Rev Richard Chartres, said the posting, which has since been taken down, was “highly offensive”. The Rev Mullen, 66, was told on Friday that he could face disciplinary action.

The rector, who has written for The Daily Telegraph, insisted that he meant no harm: “I wrote some satirical things on my blog and anybody with an ounce of sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire would immediately assume that they’re light-hearted jokes.”

Source: BBC, Telegraph

It’s just a joke. Riiiiiight.

In other news, OMFG what’s wrong with his face???

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Apparently, greed knows no bounds

Posted on October 1, 2008 By admin

Bank goes bust. Shareholders get wiped out. Creditors stand to lose over $100bn. Bankruptcy causes further crisis of confidence in entire financial system, requiring potential $700bn bailout funded by taxpayers. Employees get $3.5bn bonuses.

Hello, there. Something is wrong with this script. If one was making a film about greed on Wall Street, it would be hard to come up with a better sequence. But this is not fiction. This is Lehman Brothers.

The exact details of the bonuses on offer from Barclays and Nomura – which have bought the US and Europe/Asian operations respectively – are unclear. But Barclays has set aside up to $2.5bn and Nomura has reportedly made $1bn available for European employees alone. In both cases, the bonuses are based on what was paid in 2007. There are also some wild numbers doing the rounds about what the top guys in New York are receiving.

It’s all too easy to understand why the purchasers are offering big sums to tie in key staff – and why the employees want fat bonuses. One can even feel a bit sorry for the more middle-ranking staff as they didn’t steer the bank onto the rocks. Also, it’s not that the employees should have received no bonuses; it’s just that basing them on last year’s boom numbers looks out of whack. Were these sums really necessary to hang onto talent when there are so few jobs going elsewhere?

What’s more, there’s are the other stakeholders to consider. Smaller bonuses might have meant lower losses for creditors. The liquidators might have been able to coax a bit more out of the purchasers if less was going to the employees.

There is also the wider public interest. At a time when a backlash against Wall Street greed is mounting, this sort of behaviour further undermines the moral basis of financial capitalism.

Source: The Telegraph

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