Tag: wtf
Proof there’s a glitch in the matrix
This cup of coffee shouldn’t be there. I have no recollection of putting it there. I must’ve done. But I will swear I don’t remember doing so.
This morning, I made myself a cup of coffee. I went to the bathroom. I came out of the bathroom and went back to the kitchen, but my cup wasn’t there where I left it. I looked around. Nothing. Go to the office/guest bedroom. It was on my desk.
So, for this to have happened, I had to have walked across the flat, gone in the office, put it on my desk, left my office and gone to the bathroom. Except I *do not* remember that sequence of event.
I know that walking through a doorway makes you forget things. That’s a documented, scientifically proven and studied phenomenon. Somehow I managed to do it twice in one go and erase the fact I went into a room, did something, and left.
Either that or the flat is haunted by a coffee-maid. Or the matrix glitch. Or I’m nuts.
Onions?
I was looking for a particular entry in my work calendar today when I came across a meeting item simply called ‘onions’. There is no other information associated with it. I must have created it. It’s in my private, personal, work calendar. For the life of me, I have no idea whatsoever what it refers to.
Wait, what??
Last 5 songs in my playlist
When I get in the zone at work, I often tune out the music that’s playing in my headphones. This mix, however, stood out by its frank weirdness:
Supertramp – The Logical Song
Rage Against the Machine – Killing in the name of
Violent Femmes – Blister in the sun
Leonard Cohen – Everybody Knows
Judy Garland – Somewhere Over the Rainbow
Brain Damage FTW!!!
This takes the cake
I’ve had to do some fairly improbable and illogical things since becoming a parent but tonight must stand out so far.
I went to check in on Bean because we generally need to dig him out of a mountain of books, stuffed toys and blankets at this time of night.
Except that tonight, I couldn’t find him. It took about 30 seconds of frantic searching to find him sound asleep … under his bed. I had to get a flashlight and pull him out from under the bed by his feet. He barely woke up.
Random child.