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What kind of disease are you?
Talisker: |
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Talisker is caused by sponges.
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Talisker disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
To cure Talisker infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week. |
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Is that a rodent in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
What is it with you guys and lack of clothing? Pervs!
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
you're just jealous :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Damn right I am! *pouts*
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
The squirrel is driving me nuts though…
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Squirrel in underpants + nuts = Emilie falling over laughing
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
thought you'd like that one :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Am I that predictable?
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
no, but you're as twisted as we are, so I knew you'd like it :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Yes, yes, I am and I did. ;D
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
*joins Emilie on the floor laughing her ass off*
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
*rolls over* Hey, fancy meeting you here. *wink*
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
But what about this?
emilie:
emilie is caused by Satan.
To cure emilie, crossdress badly.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
He's got *giggles* a squirrel *giggles some more* in his package… Buahahahaha
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
good to know :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
hail! hail! the gang's all here :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Snicker. Mine says the only cure is to stick my head in a microwave. And that I'm incurably preppy.
(http://livejournal.com/users/pretentiousgit)
Reporting for duty, sir! *salutes you*
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
why did you delete it, btw?
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
and I'm allergic to nuts too :(
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Awwww *pats*
*has mental image of Gremlins in a microwave in her head for some unknown reason*
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
You are not allergic to those nuts… you just haven't met the right guy yet ;D
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B/c it wasn't showing up “right” in mozilla and I thought it was an error.
Pretentiousgit:
Pretentiousgit is caused by sponges.
The only way to cure Pretentiousgit is to stick your head in a microwave set to 'high.'
(http://livejournal.com/users/pretentiousgit)
Eee. Gremlins. They freaked me right the hell out. C. is also freaked out by them.
Accordingly, I have learned to do a Gremlin Voice for whenever it's the middle of a dark night and I feel like getting punched in the face with something. I mean, initially there was probably a different reason, but that's what the most common response is. So I'm going with it.
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Do you often feel like getting punched in the face in the middle of the night? I have never once woken up and thought “hell, I would love a good whack in the face right about now”
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Well, no. But I can also be a surprisingly slow learner, especially when bored and insomniac. The thought is usually something like YumyumyumyumyumyumyumI'mboredtherehastobesomethingtodo
*gremlin voice* Hello, it's the middle of the night and I'm bored. Want to play?
*gets hit in the face and then the solar plexus*
C: STOP THAT! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!
… and then it all repeats a month and a half later.
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Well then, I have no pity for you. If you don't learn your lesson, then that's your fault ;D
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Indeed. I answered 8 in Josie's poll. Maybe under the right circumstances… I'm not opposed to the idea, it just doesn't float my boat.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I have never once woken up and thought “hell, I would love a good whack in the face right about now”
That's not what you told me :) Or maybe that was a good whack on the ass…
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Understandable… I however, answered with a 1.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
I chose my words carefully ;D
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I figured as much :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
good thing I know you so well then :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
of course you do
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
I want the optional clothes thing too. *pouts*
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
Package? Is that some new name for Little Richard? ;P
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
I dunno, turning people into hippies can be fun. Besides, most hippies are nudists too.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Was the hell was this thread about? I spent way too much time at the library.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
nah, it's that apparently Audrey thinks I have a nice package :) She saw me when I was in my boxers and commented on it.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Oh, very good point! I guess the hippy thing isn't so bad then.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
How about this one then?
emilie:
emilie is caused by Satan.
To cure emilie, get used to being naked.
There is no cure.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
squirrels going after my nuts.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Oh.
Dear.
Lord.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
hey, you can't beat casual nudity and kick-ass drugs :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Not exactly but close…. Audrey commented on his “package” one day.. if Tia is reading this, she will be giggling right about now.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Perfect! How did you get that one? I didn't even know it was available.
Oh, you cheated, didn't you? *narrows eyes at you*
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
And of course, she didn't make that comment when they were at my place. She told nostril-girl when they were going to dinner. So of course, nostril-girl proceeds to immediately call me to tell me this, thus embarassing Audrey and I in the process :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Right, right, how did I ever manage to forget that?
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
I made it just for you.. quit narrowing your eyes at me, you know you love it.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
I don't know much about either of those but I'll take your word for it.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
If Tia reads about squirells, nuts and packages, her head will asplode.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)