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What kind of disease are you?
Talisker: |
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Talisker is caused by sponges.
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Talisker disease causes a constant lack of clothing.
To cure Talisker infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week. |
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Is that a rodent in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Yeah, but she'll be giggling when it does
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Holy crap, you guys are weird! *shakes head*
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
That's my Nostril Girl! You go, girl!
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
don't know. it is pretty wild, even for us.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I know the first one is not an option, but we can always work on the second one when you're here :P
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Oh, so sweet. My very own dorky test. I'm touched. Send me the code so I can post it on my LJ, will you? Pretty please.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
must be a nice way to die :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
we keep telling you this, you keep being surprised :)
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Ha, you ain't seen nothing yet! ;P
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
Thank you but no. I don't do drugs. Well, except for the cigs and alcohol. ;P
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
you know she's going to do the same, or worse, with you right?
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I know! Amazing, isn't it?
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
not to pry, but have you ever tried? simple curiosity asking, I don't do peer pressure :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Bah, she doesn't scare me. I'll give as good as I get.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
yet you've already told her you wouldn't go grocery shopping with her.
wuss!
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
No prob… check your email.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Nope, never tried. Had lots of offer as one of my best friends is a total pothead but I never tried. I guess I'm afraid I'd like it too much if you know what I mean. One addiction is quite enough for me, thank you very much.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
Well, I might reconsider just to spite you. Na!
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
Yay! Thanks. You're the best.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
*chuckle* no worries.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I hear that often ;D
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
and I will be there with my camera to record your blush state.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Btw, I have no problem with people indulging. It's just not my thing. I usually stick to my whiskey and coke.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
It is well deserved. In many, many ways. ;P
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
good to know, but I rarely do it even now. I'll just join you with some scotch. Please tell me you don't go adding coke to a good single malt though, or I'll have to hurt you.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
*grins and blushes*
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Heh. You should have been there last night. I blushed bright red after my friend Flo told me she'd be buying me a dildo for my birthday.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
heehee, a dildo from Flo and a vibe from Sara and I :D You're going to be chalk full of sex toys soon :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Nah, I'm not that much of a philistine. I usually buy the cheap stuff and have to add coke as it tastes like horse piss.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
Hehehe. *pinches your cheeks*
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
Hehehe. You said “full” and “sex toys” in the same sentence. *giggles*
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
mmmokay, that's acceptable then.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
what you do with them is your business :D
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
MMmmmmm.. horse piss and coke, my favorite.
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
Don't expect a detailed report.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
You should get along just fine, then. :P
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
I'll get along with what, exactly? Oh queen of the pronouns…
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
you're no fun :(
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Oh, f*** off. *pouts*
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
Aww *hugs* I was just kidding around babe
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)
And you're a perv.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
but at least I'm a fun perv.
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
Hehehe, I know. I got a hug! Wheeeee!!!!
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
Well, so am I. Just not in public. ;P
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
it really depends on the situation for me. For some things, I have no shame. For other…
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
I'm pretty much the same.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
Glad you approve.
(http://livejournal.com/users/ashre79)
*wins Worst Long-Term Partner award on a technicality*
(http://livejournal.com/users/pretentiousgit)
how long is long-term?
(http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)
*applauds from the back of the room*
(http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)